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GRAINY TRAINING CAMP VIDEOS


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THE VIDEOS, I NEED THEM


As the 2020-2021 preseason/training camp morass arrives at peak thirst levels, many Philadelphia Seventeen-Seventy-Sixers basketball fans are wondering,

WHERE ARE THE FREAKING 30 SECOND CLIPS OF BEN SHOOTING IN AN OPEN GYM THAT WERE CLEARLY RECORDED ON A 2006 MOTOROLA RAZR?????

Was this just a Colangelo thing? Did Daryl and Elton finally clean house of the DIRTY LEAKERS that brought down Barbara BOTTINI, Anna HORFORD, and Markelle Fultz' SECRET DIRTBIKE ACCIDENT???

Do the disgusting and uncivilized fans of the 29 shitty NBA teams have to go all offseason without speculating whether Maxey has a hitch in his left wrist when he comes down from a dunk leaping off his right foot while holding a banana flavored Laffy Taffy, or if it's just more Hot Pockets (TM) brand sauce on their monitors like when Joel grew 4 inches in a month?????

HOW WILL WE WHILE AWAY THE DAYS STARING AT EACH FRAME OF A 15-SECOND MEDIA INTERVIEW WHERE YOU CAN SEE BEN'S FOOT WHILE HE SHOOTS THREES 40 FEET AWAY???

I guess we will just have to settle for dissecting every millisecond of every snap Jalen Hurts has taken since 4th grade while discussing the merits of Firing Doug Peterson vs Tarring and Feathering him and dragging him down broad street in an enormous prop birdcage

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