A Brief History of Simmons/Embiid vs. Lavar and Lonzo Ball

A brief/beef history before tonight’s matchup:

So to summarize: Ben Simmons’s sister doesn’t like Lonzo Ball. Joel Embiid likes Lonzo. Joel doesn’t like LaVar. Ben Simmons doesn’t think the Lakers are a playoff team. Joel and Olivia Simmons want Ben to dunk on Lonzo “so hard his daddy runs on the court to help him.” LaVar called Jerry Colangelo a helicopter parent, which appropriately describes both Jerry and himself. I think that’s everything.

This is gonna be a fun game.