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Win tix to tonight's #Sixers-Hawks game! Simply Vine your best Deke impression with #SixersVineNWin (Finger... https://t.co/YvBlCxvx8J
— Philadelphia 76ers (@Sixers) January 31, 2014
If a tweet falls in a forest, and no one can access Twitter to read it, does it make a sound?
We've taken shots at the Sixers' (mis)use of social media over the years, but we are glad that they're making an effort. That said, the team's recent Dikembe Mutombo-themed contest fell on deaf ears.
Granted... they received a couple of creative submissions such as this and this. But that's it: no one else even bothered to submit a Vine for the contest. I guess filming 6 seconds of video is too much effort for a pair of Sixers' tickets. By the way, the Sixers happened to lose by 547 points that night to the Hawks.
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#Sixers Head Coach Brett Brown makes his #WingBowl2014 debut. Thanks @WIPMorningShow for the hospitality! #WeSurvived pic.twitter.com/CW873Z9FWr
— Michael Preston (@preston76) January 31, 2014
A year after newly-minted Philadelphia Eagles' head coach Chip Kelly made an appearance at Wing Bowl, Sixers' head coach Brett Brown stopped by the 22nd edition of the grown-up frat party extravaganza.
Not only did Brown have zero idea what he agreed to, but he also had no clue that the Wells Fargo Center could hold 20,000 people. The Sixers' bench boss implored the crowd to stick around for the basketball game later that night, but most of them ignored his advice. For the record, 14,702 allegedly watched the 76ers lose by 984 points to the Hawks on Friday.
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@JakeLFischer So happy we finally met in-person... rooting for you, JLF.
— Molly Sullivan (@MollyESullivan) January 31, 2014
None of you have any idea how often Big Jake has brought this up in the internal Liberty Ballers' e-mails this week.
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Doug Collins lmao
— Marreese Speights (@Mospeights16) January 30, 2014
Presented without comment.
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Bus trip to Phildelphia for @alleniverson retirement from Hampton, VA!! Details in attachment pic.twitter.com/reSJxvqs8e
— MME (@MooreMgmtEnt) January 29, 2014
Is it strange that I want to drive down to Hampton, VA just so I can ride the bus with a group of people who love A.I. as much as I do? It is? Then forget I ever said anything...
(Editor's Note: I'm sure that the free casino play is a subtle nod at Iverson's affinity for the tables. Nothing gets past us here at LB.)
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Ladies and gentlemen, the Sixers! http://t.co/X7yKlpIyoT
— Hardwood Paroxysm (@HPbasketball) February 2, 2014
Don't click on the link above if you like your eyes. For all of you aspiring coaches out there: A 2-on-1 fast break for your team should never result in a pass to a player standing 40 feet away.
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OOOoo KILL EM ET!!! #76ers
— Brandon Davies (@0BrandonDavies) January 30, 2014
REALLY going to miss these tweets after the Sixers cut Brandon Davies and sign Dewayne Dedmon for the rest of the season.
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3...2...1... http://t.co/h4B9RiF05J | pic.twitter.com/Ylps9W7aaG
— Philadelphia 76ers (@Sixers) January 30, 2014
The Sixers have won exactly one game in the past 10 days, and that win came as a result of an Evan Turner buzzer-beater which gave his team a 95-94 victory over the (quasi-tanking) Boston Celtics.
In the aftermath of Turner running around the TD Garden court looking for someone to hug, a number of 76ers' fans wanted to put ET on the first thing smoking out of town. That, of course, would appear to be counter-productive: Over the past two games (both losses), Turner has gone a combined 8-for-23 from the floor.
So, to be clear: We don't dislike ET....
Would take a used dildo and not even ask whose it is for Evan Turner. #EvanTurnerTrades
— Michael Levin (@Michael_Levin) January 30, 2014
Okay... maybe MOST of us don't dislike ET. We just want him to miss shots for all 48 minutes of the game instead of just for the first 47. Oh... and we also want him to stop putting stupid things on his shoes.
S/o to laceclips for letting me be part of the team. I def love adding a little style to my kicks! http://t.co/Qgo03ptBCi
— evan turner (@thekidet) January 23, 2014
Speaking of Turner's shoe game...
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Sixers' @TWroten_LOE: I Have Best Sneaker Game in #NBA -Meanwhile, @thekidet goes around town in slippers. http://t.co/6IsVRjBdaw
— Philly Mag (@phillymag) January 30, 2014
In sum, Tony Wroten swears he's the king of kicks in the NBA (a title actually held by Nick Young) while Evan Turner bought 57 pairs of sneakers, most of which he can't wear in public due to his shoe deal with Li-Ning.
Turner said he made the mistake of wearing several of them in public as a younger player, and his sponsor made clear that it was not pleased. So his collection is pretty much off limits to him.
Turner was asked what he wore around town instead.
"Mostly slippers," he said.
@thekrisheim Only Evan Turner would buy a shitload of sneakers that he's contractually not allowed to wear in public.
— Mike Meech (@meechone) January 30, 2014
Never change, Evan.