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No one has been traded! Not me, not you, not anybody. We're all still here. The Sixers and Sam Hinkie will be work-work-working that ass those phones over the next 24+ hours and trying to make something happen. Listen to this week's Rights to Ricky Sanchez to sate your Deadline appetite and also hear me and Spike get briefly angry at each other.
Evan Turner, Spencer Hawes, and Thaddeus Young all may have finished their Sixers' careers last night with a home-cooked pounding at the hands of the lowly Cleveland Cavaliers. They shot a combined 10-36. Not great, Bob! They're 15-40 going into the Deadline.
Keep in mind that while no Sixers have been traded yet, no non-Sixers have been traded yet either. It'll happen. And we'll have updates and rumors and fake rumors to you as they come/when we get bored, so just hold tight and believe in us.
Believe in Hinkie. You are wrong to despair. Hydrate, stretch, breathe. We got this.