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Liberty Ballers Thanksgiving Open Thread

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Happy Turkey Day, everyone! Enjoy the day off, if you have it, and spend some time with us instead of with your family. Go Eagles.

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OFFICIAL LIBERTY BALLERS THANKSGIVING POWER RANKINGS

Tier 1 - Stuffing

Nothing tops stuffing, and if you don't think so, you're wrong.

Tier 2 - Pies of various sorts

I don't fight the pie fight. All thanksgiving pies are pretty great, though they aren't as great as ice cream when it comes to desserts. I prefer pumpkin myself, but acknowledge the others (apple, sweet potato) are pretty awesome, too.

Tier 3 - Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Biscuits, Corn, Green Bean Casserole

All great things. All just a bit short of everything else. I'm very complimentary about most thanksgiving things.

Tier 4 - Cornbread, Yams, Asparagus, Broccoli, other assorted vegetables

Things that are nice, but not exactly necessary on Thanksgiving. If it's there, and I have room, I'll indulge. Otherwise I'll pass.

Tier 500 - Ham, Cranberry Sauce

If you prefer to have either one of these things over any other option on Thanksgiving, I feel sorry for you. You are also heathens.