OFFICIAL LIBERTY BALLERS THANKSGIVING POWER RANKINGS
Tier 1 - Stuffing
Nothing tops stuffing, and if you don't think so, you're wrong.
Tier 2 - Pies of various sorts
I don't fight the pie fight. All thanksgiving pies are pretty great, though they aren't as great as ice cream when it comes to desserts. I prefer pumpkin myself, but acknowledge the others (apple, sweet potato) are pretty awesome, too.
Tier 3 - Turkey, Mashed Potatoes, Biscuits, Corn, Green Bean Casserole
All great things. All just a bit short of everything else. I'm very complimentary about most thanksgiving things.
Tier 4 - Cornbread, Yams, Asparagus, Broccoli, other assorted vegetables
Things that are nice, but not exactly necessary on Thanksgiving. If it's there, and I have room, I'll indulge. Otherwise I'll pass.
Tier 500 - Ham, Cranberry Sauce
If you prefer to have either one of these things over any other option on Thanksgiving, I feel sorry for you. You are also heathens.