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Seven feet of snow
President Snow
Kevin Hart
Pass interference
Chick-Fil-A being closed on Sundays
People who don't use the Oxford Comma
Flat tires
Ebola
Ebola fear mongering
Kanye album rankings
Arnett Moultrie (cut by both teams!)
"Can the Sixers beat Kentucky?"
Birdemic
An actual birdemic
Stephen A. Smith
Hunger
Having to change the rules of your pizza giveaway because you weren't giving away any pizza
Doug Collins
Power outages
Getting something stuck in your teeth during a date or other social outing
Crazy cat people
Carlos Boozer's draw-on hair
Nickelback
Making nonsensical lists in place of a legitimate game preview
The internet, in general
Working on weekends/holidays
Travel delays
Reggie Miller, the color commentator
Jon Barry, the color commentator, the player, and the person
The 76ers and the Knicks individually, somehow
The Man
Howard Eskin
Wendy's
Transformers 4