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Henry Sims Just Wants His Internet

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Curse you, Comcast Xfinity. You are the devil's agent.

Raj Mehta-USA TODAY Sports

Henry Sims is a simple guy. He likes a good game of basketball, his eggs over easy, and for working internet. It seems as though only two of the three of those things are feasible. Sims has apparently had it with Comcast, and has taken to Twitter to vent his frustrations.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>I truly hate Comcast Xfinity</p>&mdash; Henry Sims (@H_Sims14) <a href="https://twitter.com/H_Sims14/status/534743035977158656">November 18, 2014</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>All I want is constantly functioning Internet and not to be lied to. I Didn&#39;t know that was an unattainable wish.</p>&mdash; Henry Sims (@H_Sims14) <a href="https://twitter.com/H_Sims14/status/534748187933044736">November 18, 2014</a></blockquote>

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How dare you, Comcast. Sims likes his his internet providers how he likes his women, trustworthy and honest, and right now Comcast won't even give him the time of day. Sims has voiced his displeasure with Comcast prior too.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/comcast">@Comcast</a> Xfinity has the absolute worst costumer service over ever had to deal with, been on hold for 30mins then their line hangs up smh</p>&mdash; Henry Sims (@H_Sims14) <a href="https://twitter.com/H_Sims14/status/525706236898312193">October 24, 2014</a></blockquote>

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Also! <a href="https://twitter.com/XFINITY">@XFINITY</a> has stood me up on 2 appointments! Including the one today! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/enoughisenough?src=hash">#enoughisenough</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/whereisthelove?src=hash">#whereisthelove</a>??? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/congratsonlosingacustomer?src=hash">#congratsonlosingacustomer</a></p>&mdash; Henry Sims (@H_Sims14) <a href="https://twitter.com/H_Sims14/status/525707243007004673">October 24, 2014</a></blockquote>

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Verizon FIOS saw their chance and tried pouncing on Sims like a buzzard stalking it's prey.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p><a href="https://twitter.com/VerizonFiOS">@VerizonFiOS</a> I tried. Yall did me dirty too lol</p>&mdash; Henry Sims (@H_Sims14) <a href="https://twitter.com/H_Sims14/status/534747430664015872">November 18, 2014</a></blockquote>

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Savages. All of you.

Somebody be real with Henry. Give him the internet service he deserves.