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21 Days Till Sixers: Sixers Win, a Taylor Swift song parody

Also known as the Sixers new team anthem.

Brett Brown hits the high note
Brett Brown hits the high note
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(To the tune of "Shake It Off" by Taylor Swift)

Hinkie has no heart
He enjoys his own farts
That's people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

The draft picks cannot yet play
Quotes would go a long way
At least that's what people say, mmm-mmm
That's what people say, mmm-mmm

But I keep rooting
Can't stop, won't stop hoping
It's like I got these numbers
In my mind
Saying, "Sixers gonna win soon."

Cause the team is gonna tank, tank, tank, tank, tank
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna blog, blog, blog, blog, blog
Sixers lose, Sixers lose
Sam Hinkie's gonna build, build, build, build, build
And the prospects gonna play, play, play, play, play
Baby, I'm just gonna blog, blog, blog, blog, blog
Sixers win, Sixers win

Hinkie has his own plan
No more days of also-ran
And that's what they don't see, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't see, mmm-mmm

He's signing on his own (signing on his own)
At the draft he'll use the phone (draft he'll use the phone)
And that's what they don't know, mmm-mmm
That's what they don't know, mmm-mmm

But I keep rooting
Can't stop, won't stop hoping
It's like I got these numbers
In my mind
Saying, "Sixers gonna win soon."

Cause the team is gonna tank, tank, tank, tank, tank
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate
Baby, I'm just gonna blog, blog, blog, blog, blog
Sixers lose, Sixers lose
Sam Hinkie's gonna build, build, build, build, build
And the prospects gonna play, play, play, play, play
Baby, I'm just gonna blog, blog, blog, blog, blog
Sixers win, Sixers win

Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win

Hey, hey, hey
Just think while you've been getting down and out about the Celtics and the dirty, dirty Bucks of Milwaukee
You could've been supporting this awesome team

Doug Collins brought his new texting plan
He's like "Oh, Embiid?" but Hinkie's gonna build
And to draft pick over there with the Euro contract
Won't you join us in two more years? We can win, win, win

Nooooo-ellllll

Cause the team is gonna tank, tank, tank, tank, tank
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate (haters gonna hate)
I'm just gonna blog, blog, blog, blog, blog
Sixers lose, Sixers lose
Sam Hinkie's gonna build, build, build, build, build (mmm)
And the prospects gonna play, play, play, play, play (and play, and play, and play)
Baby, I'm just gonna blog, blog, blog, blog, blog
Sixers win, Sixers win

Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win

Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win

Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win (they've got to)
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win
The, the, the Sixers win, the Sixers win