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Andrew Wiggins is not bound by Sports or Science or John Brenkus

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The NBA Draft is a flat circle. Andrew Wiggins is not.

Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

There's not a good reason Liberty Ballers hasn't yet been renamed THE ANDREW WIGGINS PALACE OF BANGERANG. Blame it on the lawyers, I guess. When Andrew Wiggins does things, we're going to point them out to you. It's just how it's going to be. I know full well that I've become -- in a similar but at the same time wildly different situation to my love for Brandon Davies -- a caricature of myself in regards to the Wiggins hysteria I've brought upon the blog.

Well, here's that.

Wiggins Wiggins Wiggins

Holy fargling bargling robots. That video was 1:54 of me cracking up at Wiggins' otherworldly ability and two seconds of me yelling the name JOHN BRENKUS!!! at the top of my lungs.

I don't know what else I can say. This is the line that just came to my head, only Wiggins is not a hobbit. He's not a hobbit at all.

But give him to me nonetheless.