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76ers Sunday Morning Shootaround: The Andrew Bynum MySpace Edition

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In this edition of the Sunday Morning Shootaround, we update Andrew Bynum's long-dormant MySpace page.

Andrew Bynum's MySpace page is woefully out of date. We do our best to fix that.
Andrew Bynum's MySpace page is woefully out of date. We do our best to fix that.

For whatever reason, Andrew Bynum's old MySpace page is a thing again. Unfortunately, it happens to be a bit outdated - understandable since Bynum's been busy rehabbing his knees over the past 12 months.

So, on the heels of Justin Timberlake's recent re-launch of MySpace, we here at Liberty Ballers took it upon ourselves to make some much-needed updates to Bynum's site. There wasn't a whole lot of work to be done: Much like Dave Rueter's old MySpace layout, Bynum's page merely houses his answers to an absurdly long and completely random survey.

Before continuing, make sure you make a point to look at the old page, or else none of the following will make any sense whatsoever...

Name: Andrew Bynum
Birthday: October 27, 1987
Birthplace: Livingston, NJ
Current Location: Cleveland, OH
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black/Gray
Height: 7 feet even
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: 3/4 African-American, 1/4 Cherokee Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip-Flops
Your Weakness: My knees
Your Fears: Winding up in the gutter (literally and figuratively)
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A 300 game
Your Most Overused Phrase: "They just grew cartilage in a Petri dish."
Thoughts First Waking Up: My knee hurts
Your Best Physical Feature: Does my hair count as a physical feature?
Your Bedtime: I don't know - I just take naps all day
Your Most Missed Memory: Winning championships with Kobe
Pepsi or Coke: I don't drink soda
McDonald's or Burger King: Chipotle
Single or Group Dates: Depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Gold Peak FTW
Chocolate or Vanilla: A mix is always better
Cappucino or Coffee: Coffee
Do You Smoke: Like 7UP: Never have, never will
Do You Swear: Hell yeah
Do You Sing: Yes
Do You Shower Daily: Yes
Have You Been In Love: Yes, with Nicole Narain
Do You Want To Go To College: Why would I want to do that?
Do You Want To Get Married: Yes
Do You Believe In Yourself: Depends
Do You Get Motion Sickness: I get sick when I think about making a motion
Do You Think You Are Attractive: YES
Are You A Health Freak: It depends on my contract situation
Do You Get Along With Your Parents: Nope
Do You Like Thunderstorms: Who does?
Do You Play An Instrument: Piano. And I also played the Sixers for about 9 months.
In the past month, have you drank alcohol: Yes
In the past month, have you smoked: No
In the past month, have you been on drugs: No
In the past month, have you gone on a date: No
In the past month, have you gone to a mall: No, but I go to Target a lot
In the past month, have you eaten a box of Oreos: Two boxes
In the past month, have you eaten sushi: Nope - I hate it... it's raw... ill
In the past month, have you been on stage: Does salsa dancing count?
In the past month, have you been dumped: The Sixers told me that they didn't want me any more
In the past month, have you gone skinny dipping: ...Maybe
In the past month, have you stolen anything: I just stole $16.5 million from Joshua Harris
Ever been drunk: Yes
Ever been called a tease: Doug Collins used to call me that all of the time
Ever been beaten up: I'm 7 feet tall
Ever shoplifted: No
How do you want to die: On a pile of money
What do you want to be when you grow up: NBA BALLA/ENTRAPENOUR
What country would you most like to visit: Brazil - my wife is there somewhere
Have you ever lied to a friend: I lied to the Sixers, but I never considered them my friends
Have you ever dyed your hair: My hair is going gray naturally
At work, do you act perfect: No, but I was told that I have a high PER
At work, do you act hyper: Definitely not
At work, are you a nerd: Yes, but not like Sam Hinkie
Hot Topic or Abercrombie and Fitch: Cleveland Cavaliers warm-ups
Thongs or Briefs: Briefs
Boxers, anyone?!?! I don't box - it hurts my knees
Sweatpants or Jeans: Sweats
Current Mood: Happy... thank you, Dan Gilbert
Current Music: Blurred Lines
Current Taste: Brazilian Women
Current Thing I Ought To Be Doing: Getting ready for next season