Adam Aron, Tony DiLeo, and how-is-he-still-involved-in-this-organization Rod Thorn held a ridiculous-sounding Town Hall meeting for Sixers ticketholders and listened to more ridiculous comments about the team from the disgruntled mouth-breathers who showed up. Then, they responded with Even More Ridiculous answers to the Already More Ridiculous Questions. This event and this season and this franchise are unmatched in ridiculousness.
Twitterfellow @mrdangdang is at the event (instaflam!) and has essentially become our Beat Writer on the ground.
"Doug Collins is absolutely under zero pressure from ownership." -Adam Aron on Collins' future— Corrado Aponte (@mrdangdang) March 27, 2013
Two mediocre seasons. One massive shart season. Inefficient basketball. Kwame Brown. Sure, ownership. Give him free reign.
The ownership is prepared to go over the luxury tax to get a winner on the floor. (Tony DiLeo, Rod Thorn, & Adam Aron all saying that)— Corrado Aponte (@mrdangdang) March 27, 2013
Get your Josh Smith jerseys now!
"Inside the team, we are every bit as frustrated as you are." -Adam Aron— Corrado Aponte (@mrdangdang) March 27, 2013
"So we're going to be reactionary and sign lots of mediocre BUT HEALTHY! players this offseason."
Tony DiLeo confirming the Sixers made negations for both James Harden & Rudy Gay.— Corrado Aponte (@mrdangdang) March 27, 2013
This is like running into Brooklyn Decker while she's taking a massive shit. In other news, I met Brooklyn Decker today. She was not taking a shit, massive or otherwise.
"We will reexamine every part of our organization..." Aron— Corrado Aponte (@mrdangdang) March 27, 2013
Except for the coach.
Adam Aron got into a little shouting match with a guy in the front row. Couldn't hear what the guy was saying.— Corrado Aponte (@mrdangdang) March 27, 2013
Textbook HOW TO RUN A PROFESSIONAL BASKETBALL TEAM. Yell at fans in a makeshift Town Meeting. This is not the 1880's. I would've been the guy in the back yelling "Howard Johnson is right!" over and over.
Thanks to @mrdangdang for all the goods. Give him a follow before you stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye. We're all screwed.