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Despite every urge of my body telling me otherwise, I will not follow up the post title by modifying the lyrics of "Chop Suey" by System Of A Down. Promise.
"LUCY INTO YOUR HANDS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!"
Kididng. Totally kidding.
The Sixers are in Utah, taking on a Jazz team they ostensibly should lose to but because this is the Sixers, this is 2012-13, and our anuses have not been ripped open enough this season, they will probably win and Hawes will get a triple double and Damien Wilkins will lead the team in minutes and Evan Turner will continue to frustrate and Kwame Brown will make his long-awaited return and Arnett Moultrie will get ignored because the only thing worse than winning is winning where the stars are bad/not important players and as we all know, you have never Sixers'd until you have well and truly Sixers'd.
It makes sense to me, darn it.
| Game 70 | ||
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| March 25, 2013 | ||
| EnergySolutions Arena | ||
| 9:00 PM ET | ||
| CSN-PHI, RS-Utah | ||
| Probable Starters | ||
| Jrue Holiday | PG | Maurice Williams |
| Evan Turner | SG | Randy Foye |
| Damien Wilkins | SF | Gordon Hayward |
| Thaddeus Young | PF | Paul Millsap |
| Spencer Hawes | C | Al Jefferson |
| 2012/13 Advanced Stats | ||
| 93.2 (21) | Pace | 93.8 (18) |
| 99.1 (27) | ORtg | 102.9 (13) |
| 103.0 (15) | DRtg | 104.4 (21) |
| Game Officials | ||
| Arthur Rightus | ||
| Izzy Backyet | ||
| Xavier Breff | ||