Magic vs. Sixers: Tankadelphia Engaged, Orlando Wins By A Lot

Straight face: The Sixers lost their 6th in a row tonight, falling to the Orlando Magic at home by a score of 98-84. Orlando has the 26th ranked offense and 26th ranked defense in the league. They had lost 5 in a row and 17 of their last 18, and they hadn't won a game on the road in 45 days. They traded away their best offensive player in J.J. Redick last week. They were 6-21 on the road coming into tonight's game.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can't do it. This was the most hilarious game of the season. Damien Wilkins was the Sixers best player, which explains all you need to know. They now fall below the Toronto Raptors into the cellar of the Atlantic Division. Draft picks here we come.

Arnett Moultrie played 5 minutes and 30 seconds, despite everything. This is so much fun.

But the cherry on top was Doug Collins walking into the locker room with about 20 seconds left in the game. You can discuss this all you want. This season has broken him.

Recap about something later.