When I saw the headline scrolling on ESPN that "Bynum was suspended for conduct detrimental to the team," the first thing I did was pull up liberty ballers, expecting a hilarious, snarky write-up. I actually said to my husband, I can't WAIT to see what they wrote. I was disappointed to see nothing posted. Where are you, Mike Levin? (I'm half kidding, but not really. somebody please write something hilarious about this. I have faith in you.)