Pistons 115, Sixers 100: Thad's Away On Business

"Thad's Away on Business"

Evan dribbled that ball up to Drummond, baby
It's a block. It's a block.
If you're looking for a Josh Smith jumper going in
You're in luck. You're in luck.

The team is stinking.
The team is stinking.
The team is stinking.
On the break, at the line, in the halfcourt set.
They're poor, they're lame, they're blind.
Who were the ones that they gave the start--
Hollis fucking Thompson?

Thad's away, Thad's away, Thad's away on business.
Business.
Thad's away, Thad's away, Thad's away on business.
Business.

Not playing D while Detroit shoots threes doesn't work.
Doesn't work.
The only strategy you'll find is putting Drummond at the line
Because we're jerks. Yes, we're jerks.
Evan Turner. Evan Turner. Yes, Evan Turner. 
It's looking bleak, looking bleak in Detroit tonight.
They're poor, they're lame, they're blind.
Who were the ones that they gave the start--
Hollis fucking Thompson?

Thad's away, Thad's away, Thad's away on business.
Business.
Thad's away, Thad's away, Thad's away on business. 
Business.

Twenty-four for Thad, but only five boards, baby, no assists.
No assists.
But really, Drummond had 31, 19 and six steals.
SIX STEALS.
Thad's away, Thad's away, Thad's away on business.
Business.
Thad's away, Thad's away, Thad's away on business. 
Business.

I know that it don't feel good to lose, but gotta tank.
GOTTA TANK.
Thad's away, Thad's away, Thad's away on business. 
Business.