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Andre Iguodala looked longingly at the photograph of his children, drunkenly pointed the nose of his fighter toward the sky and cried out:
In the first half, Iguodala went for 27 points on 9-of-15 shooting and 6-of-9 from three-point range. He generated these and other numbers besides, running Evan Turner around the floor like a kitten chasing a laser pointer.
The Warriors led comfortably pretty much the whole way, though it got pretty ugly just before halftime, with a 24-point lead at the break running into a third quarter brought to you by Chinua Achebe. The fast pace and surfeit of turnovers--I can't remember an NBA team just losing the handle in traffic as much as the Sixers did tonight--helped things get out of hand early. Stephen Curry had a triple-double with a minute left in the third quarter, recording 18 points, 12 assists and 10 rebounds in only 29 minutes, and the Warriors came within a botched Marreese Speights layup of breaking triple digits in the third.
110-90 is your final score.