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The Sixers aren't going to be very good in 2013-2014. But what does that mean?
It means numbers don't matter. Throw out the scores. Heck, throw out the jersey numbers. That number you got from that girl at the bar last? Throw it out. Mr. Hinkie, save that excel spreadsheet you're working on and put it away. Destroy that calculator. Yes, even the abacus too. 76ers, 87ers? More like Seventy-Sixers, Eighty-Sevens.
What _DOES_ matter: letters and words. Allow me to demonstrate.
Lavoy Allen
Lonely Lava
Lovely Anal
Anal Volley
Well this is a weird start.
James Anderson
Ransomed Jeans
Jam On Dearness
So Jade Manners
Jade Man Sensor
Named Jar Noses
Armed Son Jeans
No Jeans Dreams
Jeers And Moans
Nerd Jam Season
Watch out for his Jade Man Sensor!
Vander Blue
Verbal Nude
Bed Unravel
Lubed Raven
Rave Bundle
Urban Delve
Tobias may be a never nude, but Vander is a verbal nude.
Kwame Brown
Men Bark Wow
Web Workman
Web workman? That has to be another name for a blogger. Come write for Liberty Ballers, Kwam.
Michael Carter-Williams
Smellier Calamari Witch
Archaic Watermill Slime
Caramel Wartimes Chilli
Satirical Whelm Claimer
Charismatic Mailer Well
Whimsical Llama Reciter
We Elicit Small Armchair
I don't know about you but that Caramel Wartimes Chili sounds awful good.
Spencer Hawes
Wheres Pecans
Scare Nephews
Speech Answer
Her New Spaces
See Craps When
Mac Koshwal
Mocha Walks
A Smack Howl
Gani Lawal
Again Wall
Darius Morris
Disarm Our Sir
Aids Mirror Us
Sad Iris Rumor
Sir Rums Radio
Arnett Moultrie
Mutton Retailer
Entreat Turmoil
Torture Ailment
Mutant Loiterer
Metal Urine Trot
Lots of good ones.
Nerlens Noel
No good ones! "Loners 'Lens" will have to do for now.
Tim Ohlbrecht
Hermit Blotch
Thimble Torch
Hot Trim Belch
Jason Richardson
wait who
Hollis Thompson
Shh Moonlit Slop
Shill Moth Spoon
Evan Turner
Urn Veteran
Rune Tavern
Vane Return
Never A Runt
Royce White
Chewier Toy
Erotic Whey
Or Witch Eye
Hi Toe We Cry
Rodney Williams
Lowly Meridians
Wiry Medallions
Rewind Loyalism
Ideally In Worms
Tony Wroten
Neon Two Try
Now To Entry
Twenty Or No
We Not No Try
Khalif Wyatt
Why Fatal Kit
Aw Half Kitty
Thaddeus Young
Unsteady Dough
Naughty Doused
Unto Shaded Guy
You Sadden Thug
Death Sound Guy
Gaudy Nude Host
Head Donuts Guy
Dodgy Tuna Hues
Sam Hinkie
Mini Shake
Main Sheik
Michael Levin
EVIL! Clean him
Dave Rueter
True Evader
Sean O'Connor
Neon Racoons
Tanner Steidel
Talented Siren
Roy Burton
Torn By Our
Rich Hofmann
Mach Fin Horn
Michael Baumann
Imbalance Human
Brandon Lee Gowton
Renowned Longboat
Justin F.
Just Fin
Jake Pavorsky
Javas Key Pork
Jake Fischer
Free Hijacks
Liberty Ballers
Terrible Ballsy
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There you have it. Letters are important. Numbers aren't.