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I don't like the Knicks, and neither should you.

I don't like this guy.
I don't like this guy.
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I am Sam
Sam I am

Do you like
the New York Knicks

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
I do not like
the New York Knicks


Would you like them
Here or there?

I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like
the New York Knicks
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am

Would you like them
in a house?
Would you like them
with a mouse?

I do not like them
in a house.
I do not like them
with a mouse.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like the New York Knicks
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


Would you cheer for them
in a box?
Would you cheer for them
with a fox?

Not in a box.
Not with a fox.
Not in a house.
Not with a mouse.
I would not root for them here or there.
I would not root for them anywhere.
I would not root for the New York Knicks.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you
on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, in a box.
I could not, would not, with a fox.
I will not root for them with a mouse
I will not root for them in a house.
I will not root for them here or there.
I will not root for them anywhere.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


You do not like
the New York Knicks?

I do not like
the New York
Knicks!

I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.

You do not like them.
SO you say.
Try them! Try them!
And you may.
Try them and you may I say.

Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.

Say!
I still don't like the New York Knicks!
I don't! I don't like them, Sam-I-am!
And I would not root for them in a boat!
And I would not root for them with a goat...
And I will not root for them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so deplorable so deplorable you see!

So I will not root for them in a box.
And I will not root for them with a fox.
And I will not root for them in a house.
And I will not root for them with a mouse.
And I will not root for them here and there.
Say! I will not root for them ANYWHERE!

I so do not like
the New York Knicks!
Thank you for nothing!
Thank you for nothing!
Sam-I-am.

  • Oh hey, it's Iman Shumpert.
  • Congrats to Tyson Chandler, the All-Star of frozen chicken everywhere.
  • Melo/Thad is a fun one now that Carmelo is at the 4.
  • James White started last game. LOL.
  • Ignore the last bullet point. Spencer Hawes may be starting for the Sixers.
  • Almost the All-Star Break.
  • Philadelphia 76ers Tickets.