Well, that's a relief. After a lengthy and arduous interview process that featured impressive candidates such as Kate Upton, Chewbacca, the 1998 Denver Broncos, Princess Peach, ANYONE BUT DEI LYNAM, and Tim Tebow, the Sixers have hired the very attractive Molly Sullivan to be their in-game sideline reporter for the upcoming season. Molly made the announcement official yesterday on her Twitter page.
Molly was brought on board late last season after former Sixers sideline reporter Meredith Marakovitz announced she was leaving CSN to become the new New York Yankees’ clubhouse reporter for the YES Network. ***rabble rabble TRAITOR! rabble rabble*** We will never forgive you, Meredith. (Kidding! I think.)
Sullivan will be joining the returning dynamic duo of Marc Zumoff and Malik Rose (missin u) to complete the Sixers CSN broadcast team. Can you say,
"championship" "Emmy Award winners"?
If these comments of adoration are any indication, I'm sure Sixers fans will be happy to hear about this news.
When she's not having her interviews ruined by Chicago Bulls mascot Benny the Bull, Molly enjoys:
"running, fashion and giving back to the community by supporting a number of non-profits, including: Coaches vs. Cancer, Keep Memory Alive, Three Square Food Bank and countless animal rights organizations."
Hooray for positive contributions to society!