NBA Dunk Contest, Three Point Contest, And Other Stuff Thread

So last night was mildly amusing, and tonight's the main event before tomorrow's All-Star Game featuring Sixers' Andre Iguodala, we have tonight's All-Star festivities, including the Shooting Stars, Skills, Dunk Contest, and Three-Point Shootout. We've got HUGE names like Jeremy Evans! James Jones! Jerry Stackhouse! THIS IS ALL-STAR WEEKEND!

Open thread tonight here. Check the SBN Stream for everything you'd want to know about the Dunk Contest. I'm anticipating some dunks and some threes. And some passing. Bounce-passing, to be exact. This should be almost as good as the Oscars. Man, what a hoot. If you'd like some predictions, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Shooting Stars: New York Knicks (Allan Houston, Landry Fields, Cappie Pondexter - best name ever)

Skills: Tony Parker

Three-Point: Anthony Morrow

Dunk: PAUL MOTHA HUMPIN GEORGE

Is anyone anticipating a good night? I proscribe some major drinkage. Either way, thread it here and we'll have a good time making fun of people.