Sixers vs. Knicks Game Thread: No Game Thread Edition

I don't know why the NBA doesn't think people don't like watching meaningless basketball games, but if they thought it across the board, they probably would've cancelled all 2010 Sixers broadcasts. Sadly they did not and my eyes still burn. There's probably some reason why tonight's game isn't televised -- like playing it in the Carrier Dome (go Cuse) -- but I'm going to assume their ignorance anyway. The Sixers/Knicks contest tonight will not be seen unless you are in Upstate New York. And that's balls.

So instead of talking about the game which may or may not exist in the first place, talk about a number of different topics among friends. Here are some things to get you started.

• Pie
• I really like Dorell Wright. Like more than a friend.
• Blue pen or black pen: which is cooler?
• If a game thread falls in the forest but no one is around to blog about it, does someone make a poop joke?

And so on. Go Sixers?