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Speezy Sez: Speezy's Last Stand?

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With rumors swirling that Marreese Speights is on his way out of Philadelphia (though the asking price is apparently too high??), I wanted to make sure we got another one of these in before it was too late and the Speezy Sez's were relocated to a different blog. And if this is to be our end, then I would have us make such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance (couldn't help it). So without further ado, I will now relay the translations of various tweets from the greatest Twitterer of our age, Mo Speights.

We don't care about no dang cabbage so hush sheesh lmao

Translation: I prefer iceberg lettuce over romaine. Cabbage makes me laugh.

Got me thinking hard

OH GOD NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!

Let me chill out !!!!!
You're totally harshing my mellow.
I love some of the things ppl say when they @ me if it wasn't haters in the world it wouldn't be fun lmao ducks

Goldberg is definitely my favorite character from The Mighty Ducks.

Bow bow bow
Watching Like Mike while I wrap presents!
Welcome to my house party
Link.
HATERS =Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success
Doug Collins: Hater. Joakim Noah: Hater. Referees: Haters.
Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
What's a semicolon?
S/o to them lace front shawtys
I have no idea what this means.
Just got up from a great nap .
Top Ten!

The best part about Speights' Twitter is when he puts quotes on his account that are so obviously copy-and-paste jobs, then immediately after comes a "how u no" or "bro u sheesh". That's why we love it. That's why we Speezy.

Free Boosie 4 lyfe.