Credit goes to Tanner for the idea, but I just couldn't wait any longer to share with you all of this gold. Here's the format: I will copy one tweet verbatim from Sixers Forward/Center Marreese Speights, then I will post the translation for what he is actually trying to say and so on for ten tweets each week. Have no fear, I was schooled in Speeziness. Follow @mospeezy if you aren't already.
I will not be passing any judgment on his spelling, grammar, or overall grasp of the English language.
Dang hotel in savanna shower like this http://plixi.com/p/45925916
Translation: I find the soap dispensers to be strange.
RT @ReggieEvans30: FREE LIL BOOSIE.i no right bro
Translation: I agree with Reginald Evans that Torrance Hatch should be released from serving his sentence in prison for drug and gun possession, but I understand that what he did was wrong.
Goodmoring world
Translation: Salutations.
@TdiddyisGodGift u right bro it was so much fun bro one of our bros pick a$$ over they bros
Translation: (N/A)
I give love to whoever up right now going to work or school
Translation: I can certainly appreciate those who wake up early and go to their place of employment to provide for their family.
Oh I see we play games Now I would say I am off that but I would be lieing .
Translation: Defense is overrated, please pass me the ball so I can take fadeaway jumpshots.
@TBFdiddy_ROE grind grind grind bro not looking back at all u feel me I am going to hold it down
Translation: I am a terrific dancer.
It's 2010 ppl steal use pay phones
Translation: It is odd when I see people use pay phones because cellular telephones are almost omnipresent in 2010.
I just went into the steam room soon as I walk in this guy got his legs open like a female I said old head can't be doing that bs. Lmao
Translation: After working out, I enjoy a trip to the steam room. This particular time, I happened to come across a naked older gentleman with his legs open. Being a heterosexual male, I did not enjoy being forced to view his genitalia. While there is certainly an argument for people to be naked because the sins of Adam and Eve should not have a negative effect on all of us in today's society, not only do I feel more comfortable in clothes, but I enjoy the way I look in a three-piece suit. Dark blue makes my eyes pop. I found it amusing regardless.
@mkcjr215 Fred
Translation: Fred
I hope this provided some much-needed insight into the mind of Marreese. Until next time, "This year is all about grinding in wining I will go hard every game in every minute just can't wait."
Speezy sed it.