Sixers Non-News

Posts riddled with esoteric references and immature non-basketball related thoughts. Our favorite!

Get Your Sixers Playoff Proverbs Ready

11

There are going to be a lot of Playoff talk in a few days. We've got your back.

Me, Myself, and Doug: The Doug Collins Soliloquy

66

In which I write a soliloquy as Doug Collins.

Evan Turner and Spencer Hawes Went to WWE RAW

16

Turner and Hawes went to RAW, thus provoking an article about their potential tag team names.

Some Expletives after the Sixers Loss to the Wizards

24

Let's get this out of our system.

Collins Sez: Translations of a Coaching Pariah

10

Telling you what Doug Collins is REALLY saying in all of his quotes.

Meredith Marakovits is a Yankee, Time for a New Sideline Reporter

25

Some calm recommendations for a new sideline reporter for the Sixers.

Sixers Trade Deadline Conversation: Josh Harris, Rod Thorn, Doug Collins

108

EXCLUSIVE: Doug Collins, Rod Thorn, Josh Harris and Adam Aron secretly talk Sixers Trade Deadline.

Evan Turner and his Magical Mystery Problem

23

Stan Hochman claims Turner has something going on that explains his inconsistencies. Turner shuts everyone up by dropping 26.

A Sixers Fan's To-Do List During the All-Star Break

20

Bored over the break? Here's a comprehensive list of what to do.

Things That Were Previously More Likely To Happen Than Doug Collins Deciding To Start Andres Nocioni

34

With Elton Brand out, Andres Nocioni starts. Here's what used to be more probable.

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