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Ironic (Sam Hinkie Remix) by me and totally not Spectacular Navicular

Hey guys here's something I thought of just now. It's "Ironic" by the great Alanis Morissette, but about Sam Hinkie.

100% me, definitely not Spectacular Navicular (@RyanAbrams76 on the twitter). Don't look at the comments on the most recent Liberty Links article. You won't find this there, commented by Spectacular Navicular. Because I totally thought of it.

Ironic (Rain on Lottery Day)

A smart man resigned by April 8th
We won the lottery and Ben broke his foot the next day
It's a black fly in your red Shirley
It's a deadline trade accepted two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on lottery day
It's a fake first when we've already paid
It's the good advice that Sam just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Lose The Games was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole damn life to make that pick
And as BC walked in he thought
"Well, this guy's a dick."
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?

It's like rain on lottery day
It's a fake first when we've already paid
It's the good advice that Sam just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life in the NBA can sneak up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And the NBA will force you out of your job where
You think everything's gone right and everything blows up
In your face

It's firing Sam when you're about to be great
A no-drafting sign on your Giannis takes
It's like ten thousand seconds when all you need is a first
It's picking the C of our dreams
And then ending up with Okafor
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
A little too ironic, and yeah I really do think

It's like rain on lottery day
It's a fake first when we've already paid
It's the good advice that Sam just didn't take
Who would've thought, it figures

Well, life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
And life has a funny way of helping you out
Helping you out.

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