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Lil B based freestyles about all the sixers

Just got access to a #rare trove of secrete lil b based freestyles about the sixers. I will post the ones he did about jakarr, jahlil, nik and jerami now and post the rest in comments later.

(intro)

oh my god it’s jahlil okafor
jahlil okafor
ohmygod
ohmygod
uh, SWAG
MONEEEEEEEEEY
guaranteed contract, rookie-scale
MONEEEEEY! MONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!

bitch I’m jahlil okafor
and I’m a christ-like figure
come to save the game from poor fundamentals
beloved by every wigger
your grandpa loves my post moves
your grandma loves my post moves
your nana loves my post moves
i masturbate to my post moves on youtube
young big jah and I play like tim duncan
so fucking big but I don’t believe in dunkin
that’s not fundamental
I am fundamental
post game so timeless and essential
chilling on that block palming the ball like a grapefruit
went to del frisco’s, met a girl with tits like plastic grapefuits
no you can’t have it
no you can’t have them
those are for big jah
don’t ask me to share, it makes me spastic
if you give a mouse a cookie
he’ll want the whole cookie jar
so I save all the cookies for big jah
at duke I learned to play guitar
only play old dave matthews and john mayer
only play the classics
so fundamental
douche game fantastic
young big jah a victim of racial double standards
everywhere I go, racial double standards
manziel screams about money, people find it funny
big jah screams about money, racial double standards
young big jah a civil-rights hero like mlk
charismatic handsome young bull like jfk
changing the game like malcolm x
at duke, all the sorority bitches gave me sex
don’t need to defend
don’t need to rebound
post game too pretty
got on tmz, now the haters afraid to make a sound
trust fund babies like jake pavorsky running their mouth on twitter
what’s up then, run your mouth on twitter
run your mouth on twitter
I’m in your dad’s mansion with your girl, and she only wearing glitter
young big jah is the great one like gretzky
coached by krzyzewski
isaiah canaan be so pesky
always asking for the ball
lol, compared to him i am so tall
guaranteed rookie-scale contract
you be on the hinkie spezial
young big jah up in morimoto eating sushi
such delicious sushi
buying up all the coochie
at duke the business prof taught me to invest in liquid assets
young big jah got all the money, living lavish

Jerami:

jerami

jerami
graaant
graaant
jerami
jerami
graaant
graaant
aw i'm jerami grant
and man i am so humble
not going to brag about myself
because i am so humble
just a young hard-working man
horace grant he be my uncle
really nice smile
really nice vertical
really nice work ethic
but i'm not c.j. miles
everybody likes me
small children like me
grandmothers like me
too polite to discuss how
all the bitches like me
want to be my wifey
sign me up for lifey
on that hinkie special
so my wrist is not so icey
young jerami turns them all down
only time i make someone frown
tell them i'm too busy
learning how to rebound
working on my shooting skills
working on my dribbling skills
working on my ball skills
i've got to work on all skills
no i'm not so skilled
but i've got a really good motor
sitting in my bathtub
and your bitch rubbing lotion
oops i didn't say that
i mean i didn't mean that
because i am so humble
and horace grant be my uncle
ma'am i'm jerami grant
ma'am i'm jerami grant
hello mademoiselle
those are some very cute pants
how did you get in them
if I could be so bold to ask
young jerami has the best etiquette this side of france

and now for a VERY VULGAR/LEGENDARY based freestyle about nik stauskas

Intro:

Mississauga bitch
I'm that pretty Nik
all yall motherfuckers on yall sixers blogs don't know nothing about me
Pretty Nik, bitch
Nik Stauskas, based god

[chorus]

You're tripping bitch
I'm maxed out (maxed out rookie salary!)
Maxed out Nik with your girl on my dick
Quiet white shooter with your girl on my tip
Damn based god, I'm a pretty Nik

Pretty Nik when you see my main ho
Man his name's Nikolas, nickname, Nik Staus
And he's dating all these bitches, he a young asshole
Rookie scale contract shawty, boy I'm white as you all know
Man I'm trapping in the pussy, ratchet in the pussy
Maxing in the pussy, dating bad bitches
Juice cleanse with bad bitches, Netflix with bad bitches
JJ REDICK, I'M THE CUTEST SHOOTER OUT, YOU FEEL ME
ASAP bitch, kiss my motherfucking neck
It's so sensitive, I'm collecting checks
Every girl I date kiss my motherfucking neck
Because I'm that pretty Nik, coolest white man since Beck
Word around town is I'm cuter than my chick
I'm the president, with co-eds in my office
Yeah the cracker shoots, but do he got bitches
Young based god, and I look like Jesus

You're tripping bitch
I'm maxed out (maxed out rookie salary!)
Maxed out Nik with your girl on my dick
Quiet white shooter with your girl on my tip
Damn based god, I'm a pretty Nik


God damn, I bricked a three one time
Two times, four times, eight times, bench time
Bitch I'm pretty Nik, give a fuck who you are, ho
don't want to make out, that's a first, you're asexual
Everyone on the internet talking shit about my production
Bitches don't understand that my game is seduction
just took your girl out to see the book of mormon in its first philly production
and now we eating escolar with a celery root reduction
Such a commotion when I step out on the scene
Coating my face in the finest skin creams
Bitches be like "haven't I seen you on action 6 local news"
No I can't shoot, but I make shots on youtube
Vlade Divac traded me in a cost-cutting move
That's okay Vlade, bitch I hate you too
My family killed your whole family in Lithuania in 1292
so now the curse of the Stauskas family is on you
Haters talking about replacing me with Jamal Murray
That would antagonize me if it weren't so funny
Him guarding anyone is rarer than an LA snow flurry
And also rumor has it that he is a closet furry
Everyone always talking shit about my defence
Have you ever tried to guard African-Americans
Man that shit's intense
Let's focus on the parts of the game where I can compete
And there my percentages are rising every day of the week
Sometimes I think back upon my Ann Arbor days
Threesomes with bisexual philosophy majors
Man that shit was great
Bitches assumed because I was white that I could understand Bourdieu
And I'd be like, "I don't know what you're talking aboot
But let me put this thing on you"
Now I'm in Philly, man this shit done changed-a
Rookie scale contract, tables for 8 at Sbraga
Morons on the internet making jokes
Calling me Sauce
Bitch my name is Nik, short for Nikolas

JAKARR:

Bitch i'm jakarr sampson

Bitch i'm jakarr sampson

What more can i say

lol, i'm jakarr sampson

holding your bitch for ransom

damn i am so handsome

when bitches see me they stand at attention

like i was singing the national anthem

had that hair game like sponge bob

cropped the top like justin bieber

choom gang like barack obama

"Where Are U Now" Aaliyah?

goddamn I love Aaliyah

goddamn I love Aaliyah

if I die of a seizure

I want to go to heaven and see her

not an anglo-saxon

stay hyped up on saccharine

second best player in the whole nba from akron

soon be first now that lebron is in decline

don't get much tick but I be up on that vine

(sings to melody of Fetty Wap's 'Rewind')

bitches be like, damn, he's fine

let me seeeeeeeee that vine

so I can press rewind

and see his dunk oooooooooooone more time

(switches to imitation of fetty wap flow)

whoa

haters be like "cut him for sean kilpatrick"

don't you know, I am a savage

you can't trust those d-league numbers

now he regressing, to his career average

shit, you thought i learned nothing from hinkie

about analytics, about lying to the Inky

(abruptly switches back to lil b flow)

nah bruh

bitches call me the calculator because i can figure out my shooting percentage on any given night

and the square root of how many times that i fucked your wife

based

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