From day one they told us "In Hinker We Trust" and we, like fool's, believed every word of it. Now, with the benefat of parspective, its clear that the Sixer's have been handed over to a lunatic! The organization is a laughingstack and we have only ourselves to blame. Get ready for this truth bomb, fella's.
So Henker is preparing for the NBA Draft:
INT. GYM - DAY
Various basketball player's are working out. Zak Levine is there, with old school GM's massaging his rippling cavs. Honkler nervously pace's the sideline wearing Google Glass. We see inside his brains: Its just lot's of scrolling numbars like the Materix. He gets frustrated and walk's up to the old school GM's.
Oh hey dudes, you want to make trade's? I have asset's.
But I have asset's. Also I will call the police on everyone because I dont care about the fan's. By the way I never hired a coach and traded away Jru Halladay who was a ALLSTAR for a player with a BROKEN KNEE. Remebar Davey Granger? Me neither! I'm supar stupid and way worse then Dug Collin's, who at least cared about winning in this town. Phily loves a competitar! I probably voted for Obungler too!
Jocksan look's up from lubing up Zok Lavin's loin real good. He cock's his fist and Hankis jumps backward's, like a scared baby. Jeksam and Pot Rilly laugh and high five. Its clear that the Sixer's organization is a COMPLETE JOKE. Meanwhale Zelch Lavoine is soaring above everyone like a golden god, his body is a wanderland. I love when he dunk's.
CUT TO: Honket crying with his tears making his calculater shortcircuit
Maybe you could tell that was fiction lol. But you guy's get the point! Strom Hamkie and Brant Brawn need to sign Carmallo Anthony to their team. Maybe LeBrog but he's a choker!
Whatever you're opinion, remembar to support the troop's.