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Why Moultrie Saw More Minutes Towards the End: The True Story

We all lamented the fact that now former Sixers coach, Doug Collins, didn't play our rookie big man, Arnett Moultrie more while we received less than stellar play from Hawes, Lavoy, Kwame, and Bynum's knees. So when Moultrie averaged 23.5 minutes per game over the last 6 games to close out a season to forget, many--or maybe just me--were shocked at this development.

The logical explanation for this was that the Sixers season was over and Doug was on his way out so he was just seeing what we had in Moultrie. I subscribe to another theory, however, because logic seemed to be such a small factor when figuring out how much to play him all season. My theory is that Moultrie, after trying everything else he could all season, sat Coach Collins down, flipped on the instrumental for this steamy track and seduced him for playing time. Obviously it worked

My sources tell me this is what the artist known as A. Moultrie sang:

My coach is telling me no, but my body my body is telling me yes
Dougie, I don't want to hurt nobody
But there is something that I must confess

I don't see nothing wrong with a little a pick n roll
I don't see nothing wrong
I don't see nothing wrong with a little a pick n roll
I don't see nothing wrong

See I know just what Jrue want and I know just what Jrue need, coach
So Dougie sub me into the game (sub me in yeah)
I'm not shooting the long 2
Dougie I'll help Jrue, for you, The hoop is where I wanna be (I wanna be)
Coach, Jrue needs someone, someone like me to catch his pass and dunk it in

I don't see nothing wrong with a little a pick n roll
I don't see nothing wrong
I don't see nothing wrong with a little a pick n roll
I don't see nothing wrong

You say Hawes ain't playing right
Dougie end his night
I'll play where you need me to play (Coach why don't you try playin' me)
No need to look no more, because I'm just right off the court
You'll never want another center
You see Jrue needs someone, someone like me to roll to the hoop consistently

I don't see nothing wrong with a little a pick n roll
I don't see nothing wrong
I don't see nothing wrong with a little a pick n roll
I don't see nothing wrong
I don't see nothing wrong with a little a pick n roll
I don't see nothing wrong
I don't see nothing wrong with a little a pick n roll
I don't see nothing wrong



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