Obviously Andrew Bynum is Flamenco Dancing in Spain

via Twitter and nightmares

i hate everything i hate everything i hate everything i hate everything i hate everything i hate everything

I was down at the New Amsterdam staring at this yellow-haired girl
Mr. Jones strikes up a conversation with a black-haired flamenco dancer
You know she dances while his father plays guitar
She's suddenly beautiful

Fine, let's keep doing this. No, great, I don't mind at all. Once you've already had one leg, both arms, and your eyelids chopped off, what's another leg lost? Here we go, torsos.

Even after the most wretched season in the history of Sixers basketball and possibly basketball in general, we still have to endure this. We haven't had enough, guys. We are Edith from Downton Abbey. We are all freaking Edith.

ANDREW BYNUM FLAMENCO DANCING IN SPAIN JUST CLICK IT YOU SAVAGES.

Yeah, he doesn't look bad, nice jacket, nice ladies, nice knees, who knows what the Sixers will think of this blah blah blah blah. I have a bigger question.

WHY IS EVERYTHING ANDREW BYNUM DOES CAUGHT ON CAMERA? IS HE JUST HIRING SOME TURD TO FOLLOW HIM AROUND AND RECORD INCRIMINATING EVIDENCE OF HIS GOINGS ON? WHY DON'T WE EVER GET LEAKED VIDEO OF ANDREW HELPING A LADY WITH HER GROCERIES? HOW COME WE'VE GOTTEN NOT ONE VIDEO OF, LIKE, DEMARCUS COUSINS PEEING IN PUBLIC? I'M NOT ASKING FOR THAT MUCH, INTERNET.

Okay. Whatever. Sign him. Don't sign him. I came to a decision last night but I was mostly falling asleep and I recall a lot of John Cusack but not much else. I'm getting too old for this.

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