|WHERE BROOKLYN AT|
7:30 PM EST
||PG||Devin Harris Halfcourt Buzzer Beaters|
|Evan Turner||SG||Kerry Kittles
|Four years, $30 million
||SF||Keith Van Horn|
|Another year of him
|2011/12 Advanced Stats|
If Doug Collins plays Jrue more than like, 30 minutes, I will shove my whole leg in his mouth. There's absolutely no excuse for it. While I'd rather Doug just sit Jrue and Thad for the rest of the year, I don't expect him to do that. He won't tank. Fine. Ignore what is obviously best for the franchise because of your bullshit, old school, vague and misplaced pride. I've accepted that.
But if Jrue gets hurt because he's playing 38 minutes in a COMPLETELY WORTHLESS game in April, I will end you, Doug. You're 14 games under .500. Get over yourself, you useless turd.