Despite every urge of my body telling me otherwise, I will not follow up the post title by modifying the lyrics of "Chop Suey" by System Of A Down. Promise.
"LUCY INTO YOUR HANDS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!"
Kididng. Totally kidding.
The Sixers are in Utah, taking on a Jazz team they ostensibly should lose to but because this is the Sixers, this is 2012-13, and our anuses have not been ripped open enough this season, they will probably win and Hawes will get a triple double and Damien Wilkins will lead the team in minutes and Evan Turner will continue to frustrate and Kwame Brown will make his long-awaited return and Arnett Moultrie will get ignored because the only thing worse than winning is winning where the stars are bad/not important players and as we all know, you have never Sixers'd until you have well and truly Sixers'd.
It makes sense to me, darn it.
|March 25, 2013|
|9:00 PM ET|
|Jrue Holiday||PG||Maurice Williams|
|Evan Turner||SG||Randy Foye|
|Damien Wilkins||SF||Gordon Hayward|
|Thaddeus Young||PF||Paul Millsap|
|Spencer Hawes||C||Al Jefferson|
|2012/13 Advanced Stats|
|93.2 (21)||Pace||93.8 (18)|
|99.1 (27)||ORtg||102.9 (13)|
|103.0 (15)||DRtg||104.4 (21)|