|Wells Fargo Center|
|Deron Williams||PG||Michael Carter-Williams|
|Alan Anderson||SG||Hollis Thompson|
|Paul Pierce||SF||Evan Turner|
|Mirza Teletovic||PF||Thaddeus Young|
|Brook Lopez||C||Spencer Hawes|
|2013/14 Advanced Stats|
|92.1 (25)||Pace||99.2 (1)|
|104.6 (17)||ORtg||99.7 (27)|
|109.6 (29)||DRtg||109.2 (28)|
I'm kinda sad about Thad wanting out of town, and just pissed as all getout that I'll have to watch Kevin Garnett conduct antics for 48 minutes. So instead let's talk about kholodets. Kholodets is a traditional Russian dish that I brought up by way of a joke I made in the preview. Kholodets is meat jello. No, really, the recipe I linked to calls for pork bones, beef and chicken. And some salt, pepper and onion, because you don't want your meat jello salad to be bland.
People are saying we should boycott the forthcoming winter Olympics because of Russia's horrifying human rights record and corruption. I say we should boycott because they're a bunch of backwards shitheels who eat meat jello.