I have in my possession, a magic sixers sweatshirt. Each of the past three games (Heat, Wizards, Bulls) I wore this sweatshirt (unwashed) and we won. After beating the Heat, I was slightly suspicious because I had given us a 0% chance of winning. I was even more suspicious after we beat Wizards, not because I don't think we are capable of beating them, but because I do not think we are capable of winning back to back games. After beating the Bulls, I became confident in my sweatshirt's magic. We not only strung together three incredible winning games, but did so with two of those games being against each of the top two teams in the east (probably). This is simply three impossibilities, which can only mean MAGIC!
Now I am conflicted; should I keep wearing the sweatshirt, causing us to win a championship this year, or should I stop wearing it for now, allow us a better chance at
Note: I am 100% serious. And I don't know why the picture is backwards. I took it with my computer because I don't have a camera.