THE SIXERS JUST BEAT THE MIAMI HEAT EVERYTHING IS MCW IS EVERYTHING THREAD

Mitchell Leff

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sixers just beat the Miami Heat. THE MIAMI HEAT. THE SIXERS. AND THE HEAT. BEAT EM. JUST WITH THEIR HANDS AND STUFF AND THEIR BODIES AND VARIOUS AMOUNTS OF SKILL AND FUN AND ACTIVITY.

Michael Carter-Williams had a GAME. GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME GAME.

LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Ray Allen -- those are guys who lost to the Sixers tonight. To MCW. And Evan Turner. And Tony Wroten. And SAM HINKIE. AND BRETT BROWN.

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SAM HINKIE SAM HINKIE SAM HINKIE SAM HINKIE  SAM HINKIE SAM HINKIE  SAM HINKIE SAM HINKIE  SAM HINKIE SAM HINKIE  SAM HINKIE SAM HINKIE SAM HINKIE SAM HINKIE.

For serious, for a second -- anyone upset that they won this game. Don't be. This was the most fun we'll have all season. They are who they are. Relish this win. It is beautiful and unique and glorious just like our Sixers. We are 1-0. We will not stay that way.

Enjoy tonight. 114-110 Sixers.

In closing:

Um, Evan Turner dunked over LeBron James. GIF:  on Twitpic

ALSO: SIXERSRESDFSOCXOXOISIXIIXIXIESRISXXSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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