|January 1, 2013|
|Steve Nash||PG||Jrue Holiday|
|Darius Morris||SG||Evan Turner|
|Kobe Bryant||SF||Dorell Wright|
|Pau Gasol||PF||Thaddeus Young|
|Dwight Howard||C||Lavoy Allen|
|2012/13 Advanced Stats|
|95.8 (7)||Pace||92.4 (27)|
|106.6 (5)||ORtg||99.3 (23)|
|102.1 (14)||DRtg||101.6 (13)|
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Here's some belated Christmas music for you Metta World Peace fans:
You're a mean one, Ron Artest.
You chose a stupid name.
You're a senseless, noisy nuisance and you play a senseless game,
You're a foul one, Ron Artest.
You made me turn to pills.
You make me want to punch someone, just like in Auburn Hills,
You're a rotter, Ron Artest.
Your heart's an empty hole.
To avoid having to watch you, I would tongue-bathe Pau Gasol,
You've managed to be the most enragingly despicable character on a team with Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard. And given the choice between the three of you, I'd take a seasick crocodile.
You nauseate me, Ron Artest.
With a nauseous super "naus."
You smell like a rotting onion and you make me very cross,