BOOOOOOO! BOOOOOOO! BOOOOOO! - USA TODAY Sports
Dwight Howard? Kobe Bryant? Metta World Peace? I sense a cathartic spewing of vitriol that would make Emmanuel Goldstein blanch.
| Game 32 | ||
|---|---|---|
 |
vs. |  |
| January 1, 2013 | ||
| Staples Center | ||
| 10:30 EST | ||
| CSN | ||
| Probable Starters | ||
| Steve Nash | PG | Jrue Holiday |
| Darius Morris | SG | Evan Turner |
| Kobe Bryant | SF | Dorell Wright |
| Pau Gasol | PF | Thaddeus Young |
| Dwight Howard | C | Lavoy Allen |
| 2012/13 Advanced Stats | ||
| 95.8 (7) | Pace | 92.4 (27) |
| 106.6 (5) | ORtg | 99.3 (23) |
| 102.1 (14) | DRtg | 101.6 (13) |
| Game Officials | ||
| Jason Phillips | ||
| Olandis Poole | ||
| Leon Wood | ||
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Here's some belated Christmas music for you Metta World Peace fans:
You're a mean one, Ron Artest.
You chose a stupid name.
You're a senseless, noisy nuisance and you play a senseless game,
Ron Ar-teeeeest.
You're a foul one, Ron Artest.
You made me turn to pills.
You make me want to punch someone, just like in Auburn Hills,
Ron Ar-teeeest.
You're a rotter, Ron Artest.
Your heart's an empty hole.
To avoid having to watch you, I would tongue-bathe Pau Gasol,
Ron Ar-teeeeest.You've managed to be the most enragingly despicable character on a team with Kobe Bryant and Dwight Howard. And given the choice between the three of you, I'd take a seasick crocodile.
You nauseate me, Ron Artest.
With a nauseous super "naus."
You smell like a rotting onion and you make me very cross,
Ron Ar-teeeest.
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