Sixers Countdown: 30 Days until Basketball Nirvana

deep. - Eric Hartline-USA TODAY Sports

There are countless reasons to care about the Sixers this year. We've condensed them to 30, building up to the most hotly anticipated season in basketball history.

30 days from now, the Sixers will be starting their quest for glory. It will take an exceptional amount of talent to pull off the season we believe they are capable of. It's us against the world. Nobody thinks we can do it.

We gotta take these bastards. Now, we could fight 'em with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No no no. No, in this case, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!

And we have just the guys to do it.

Here is the list of humans on the team, and you can go right ahead and add Hollis Thompson, Solomon Alabi, and Mac Koshwal to that list.

They tried to keep us down, but through sheer stubbornness, failure to be as interested in other things, and the psychotropic drugs I force-fed everyone at the door, we remain one whole self-governing body of Sixers fans hell bent on giving a shit about this team until it kills us. And as I said last week, I've never been more confident in this organization in my life.

Sit back, have a cocktail, and let us and the Sixers entertain you with futility from now until the first pick in the 2014 NBA Draft. This is going to be a great season. 30 days until we start.

LET'S... DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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