12 Days To Sixers: Tank

Sam Sharpe-USA TODAY Sports

The Countdown continues....

To the tune of "Roar" by Katy Perry, inspired by Wil Heuser's Big Brother 15 parody video.

I used to cheer a mediocre team
Doug Collins texted them to eight seeds
And all that is left of it, some poultry and two stiffs
I guess that I forgot of a time with no Doug
I let him give me false hope with Bynum
I believed in something, so I cried while bowling

Doug held them down, but they got up
Already crunching the numbers
You see Hinkie, you watch that trade
Like Morey gonna build a team
They traded Jrue, they got Nerlens
Get ready cause they got fourteens
I see Wiggins, I see Randle

Is Kwame eating? I think so! Eating for the whole game
Cause he is a first round bust and you're gonna see him fail
Awful, worst team in the whole league
Cause Hinkie's a genius and you're gonna see them tank
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna see them tank

Now they're building a real team through the draft
Losing all those games they'll earn their picks
What was Thorn doing? Now a plan's brewing

Doug held them down, but they got up
Already acquiring the assets
You see Brett Brown, no more long twos
Like Phoenix gonna lose some games
They lost Royal, they got Wroten
Get ready cause they got fourteens
I see Exum, I see Gordon

Is Kwame eating? I think so! Eating for the whole roadtrip
Cause he is a first round bust and you're gonna see him fail
Awful, worst team in the whole league
Cause Hinkie's a genius and you're gonna see them tank
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna see them tank
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You'll see them tank
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna see them tank...

Tan-nk, tan-nk, tan-nk, tan-nk, tan-nk

Is Kwame eating? I think so! Eating for the whole year
Cause he is a first round bust and he'll be off the team soon
Awful, worst team in the whole league
Cause Hinkie's a genius and you're gonna see them tank
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna see them tank
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You'll see them tank
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
You're gonna see them tank

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