In our best movie trailer voice as Owl City plays throughout:
They were best friends...
[INSERT SHOT OF TONY DILEO AND SIXERS STUDYING FOR MATH CLASS, THEN BLOWING IT OFF TO SEE A MOVIE]
That couldn't find love...
Amanda Peet (to Tony DiLeo): "I don't think this is working out."
Josh Hartnett (to Sixers): "Listen, you're a great girl..."
[INSERT SHOT OF TONY DILEO AND SIXERS REACTING TO BEING BROKEN UP WITH]
But they soon realized...
Tony DiLeo: "I'm just gonna swear off women altogether."
Sixers: "Let's make a pact to never date ever again."
[INSERT SHOT OF THEM STARING AT EACH OTHER ACROSS THE ROOM, SEXUAL TENSION PALPABLE]
Sixers: "Just this once."
Tony DiLeo: "Right. We're friends. We're just... yeah."
Sixers: "It's just sex."
Tony DiLeo: "Exactly."
[INSERT SHOT OF THEM TEARING EACH OTHER'S CLOTHES OFF AND COLLAPSING ONTO THE BED]
It was right in front of them all along.
[INSERT SHOT OF SIXERS AT A COFFEE SHOP WITH DOUG COLLINS]
Sixers: "I think I'm falling for Tony."
Doug Collins: "He's just a dog. You gotta kick him to the curb."
Tony DiLeo: "I can't live without you."
Sixers: "Stop! You know I'm dating Tom Penn."
Tony DiLeo: "Do you love him?"
Tony DiLeo: "Tell me you don't love me."
[INSERT SHOT OF SIXERS WALKING SLOWLY AWAY, LEAVING TONY IN THE RAIN. ROD THORN LAYS A CONSOLING HAND ON TONY'S SHOULDER]
[INSERT SHOT OF SIXERS AND TONY DILEO PLAYING PING PONG]
Two friends will find out...
[INSERT SHOT OF SIXERS AND TONY DILEO SHOVING CUPCAKES IN EACH OTHER'S FACES]
[INSERT SHOT OF SIXERS AND TONY DILEO STANDING INCHES AWAY, MOUTHS QUIVERING]
Finds a way.
[INSERT SHOT OF SIXERS TRYING ON DRESSES FOR TONY DILEO]
From the Producers of How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days and the Director of Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, comes an instant classic...
[INSERT SHOT OF TONY DILEO TRYING ON THE SAME DRESSES FOR SIXERS. SIXERS GIGGLES]
"Love Finds A Way."
[INSERT SHOT OF TONY DILEO ON THE MOUND AT A PHILLIES GAME LOOKING AROUND FOR SIXERS IN THE STANDS. THE CROWD'S APPLAUSE SWELL UNDER THE MUSIC CRESCENDO]
Coming this fall to a theatre near you.