Just wanted to get this up with plenty of time before the game started but all you really need to know is that the Pistons are ranked near the bottom of the league in pretty much everything and the Sixers are at the top in most. Nikola Vucevic and Spencer Hawes won't play so that means an overdose of Tony Battie, Lavoy Allen, and Francisco Elson, who I've gotten a lot of crap for not being thrilled that the team signed him.
I'd like to take this opportunity to apologize to Francisco, his family, his fans, and the entire Philadelphia 76ers. I will never question a single thing you do from now until my dying day because I am a fan of your basketball team and therefore blindly support any move you make. This blog will now become propaganda for the Sixers, celebrating their successes and the places where success was taken from them by someone who is surely to be the Devil himself. Readers definitely would not want to go to a site who takes pleasure in disagreeing with such intelligent basketball minds and making light of their players' abilities and also poop jokes. May the Lord look down on the Sixers with favor and bless each and every one of their hearts because they are the best basketball team of all time, have absolutely no flaws to their name and will surely win the rest of their games by an average of 100 points (25 points per quarter of course, also bucket=stop=bucket).
Go Sixers!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!! YEAH WOO ALRIGHT SIXERS OK THE BEST YEAH THAT'S VETERAN GOODNESS OH HERE WE GO AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW FROZONE AND BATTIE THATS MY BOY LOU WILL YEAH YOU DONT WANT NONE OF THIS SEXY TIME SIXERS GOOD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Game thread here. This is my face.