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Elton Brand Bowels Sixers Past Wizards Immediate Reaction Thread

This one wasn't close, but at least we have Elton Brand poop jokes to go to!

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Nothing beats a good poop joke after a satisfying win.

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by Justin F. on Jan 23, 2012 6:21 PM PST reply actions  

Deep 'n' Mean

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!

by dweebowitz on Jan 23, 2012 6:23 PM PST reply actions  

Lavoy > Speezy

Allen has done more in one game than Speights has done the past 2 yrs under Collins

by Phila76er9 on Jan 23, 2012 6:24 PM PST reply actions  

A Pennsbury alum not named Asher Roth is trending…..allllriiiiight

by TheAL76 on Jan 23, 2012 6:27 PM PST up reply actions  

2003

braces for worlds colliding

by TheAL76 on Jan 24, 2012 5:30 AM PST up reply actions  

Heh, not quite. I’ve only been out since last spring.

by philsandthrills on Jan 24, 2012 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Damn wtf… worldwide trends too not just Philly

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 23, 2012 6:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are pretty hot.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jan 23, 2012 6:36 PM PST up reply actions  

Apparently, some people think it’s cool to watch that movie on the FX channel instead of watching the Sixers game…

by TwistyWristy on Jan 23, 2012 6:43 PM PST up reply actions  

“Elton Brand Bowels Sixers Past Wizards Immediate Reaction Thread”

I see what you did there. Now give me a post-win Hottie!

by dp on Jan 23, 2012 6:26 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

Gracias – yummy:)

by dp on Jan 23, 2012 6:30 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

ok, I know we have a Natalie Portman fetish going on here, but you sir win.

by Derek Bodner on Jan 23, 2012 6:55 PM PST up reply actions  

I would like to see – on an off day – an ode to Natalie consisting of all prior postgame victory pics.

by dp on Jan 23, 2012 7:07 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

For those of us that are dumb

what’s with the bowel jokes?
Note: Didn’t watch game

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by stonewall12345678 on Jan 23, 2012 6:28 PM PST reply actions  

Elton Brand has gastroenteritis. He was a game-time decision. And had a good game.

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!

by dweebowitz on Jan 23, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions  

Elton Brand spent the day with gastroenteritis. In other words, a large part of his day was spent making stinky poo.

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by Justin F. on Jan 23, 2012 6:29 PM PST up reply actions   1 recs

Big Man

if Hawes is out is their any chance Allen takes a bigger part in the rotation, especially after a solid game today?

by Phila76er9 on Jan 23, 2012 6:31 PM PST reply actions  

One game against the worst team in the league does not a career make.

by Michael Levin on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Doubtful. Doug seems very conservative with his reserve bigs. Was reluctant to even give Vuce a chance, and he looked excellent for a rookie.

by RickoT on Jan 23, 2012 6:34 PM PST up reply actions  

Breaking News

I just heard that, on the strength of tonight’s performance, Lavoy Allen has decided to run for president. Gets my vote…

by CJ Stuff on Jan 23, 2012 6:33 PM PST reply actions  

Lavoy Allen = ROY

by dp on Jan 23, 2012 6:37 PM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Uh oh

Boston is destroying Orlando tonight.

by CJ Stuff on Jan 23, 2012 6:36 PM PST reply actions  

Brand has white hands and legs? :D

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!

by dweebowitz on Jan 23, 2012 6:38 PM PST up reply actions  

It’s just not up to your standards, ARW. You’ve never been pigmentally inconsistent before :D

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!

by dweebowitz on Jan 23, 2012 6:46 PM PST up reply actions  

Another successful photoshop, ARWL, rec’d as always

by CPaulin on Jan 24, 2012 10:13 PM PST up reply actions  

i hate to say this, but about lavoy allen … “i told you so”

oh, who am i kidding, i couldn’t wait to say it!!!

Rant! Rant! Rant!

by J.Michael Woodson on Jan 23, 2012 6:41 PM PST reply actions  

....we played the Wizards.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jan 23, 2012 6:47 PM PST up reply actions  

I hope he gets more time against NJ.

by RickoT on Jan 23, 2012 6:50 PM PST up reply actions  

Of 76ers’ 17 games, 7 have been wins by 20 or more pts. Since 1986, only one NBA team (1998 NYK, 8) has had more 20-pt wins through 17 games

by PhiladelphiaEagles on Jan 23, 2012 6:51 PM PST reply actions  

I really hope they sell the Jrue and DC bobbleheads after the promo nights. I need them for my collection

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 23, 2012 6:54 PM PST reply actions  

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