...in the heady era of good feeling that will surely be engendered by the sale of the Sixers to an LBO guy, let's take an opportunity to build a team that will make the most fans happiest!

First: The Ellis-for-Iguodala trade has to happen!! We need a guy who scores 20 ppg! The only purpose of a wing player is to score, preferably as inefficiently as possible.

Second: We must re-sign Thad to a huge new contract!! He must be placed at SF, where he will finally show everyone his true scoring ability!!!

Third: We must start Tha BOSS!!!! Because he is exciting and electric and nuclear and gamma-rayed!!! ISOs ROCK!!!

Fourth: FREE SPEEZY!!! He is a 20-10 waiting to happen!!!

Fifth: We must draft a jump-shooter who can score!!!

Sixth: We must trade coaches...straight up, Collins for D'Antoni!!

Starting Lineup:

PG: Tha BOSS

SG: Tha SuperBOSS (Ellis)

SF: Tha-d

PF: Tha Jump-shooting guy around 6'8 that we draft, or maybe we trade Jrue and Turner for one.

C: Tha Speezy

This is a team that will make fans show up in droves!!! There will be scoring!!! The Seven-Seconds-or-Less offense will rule!!!

Make it happen!!!!!!