Hello There, I'm Liberty Ballers
[Ed. Note: Bumping this up from a few days ago so it doesn't get lost. We want to know you!]
As the minutes tick down to the season, I just wanted to say hello and welcome to Liberty Ballers. Here at our Sixers corner of the internet, we discuss everything from basketball to naps to wrestling to the merits of Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis. It can be a little disorienting if you're new here but I promise the jokes will start to make sense and we're actually a mostly friendly group of people.
We've got a nice set of rules and regulations for you to read here, and a need-to-be-updated list of jokes and references we go to frequently. I'm sure we'll be adding to that this season starting tonight. We as a blog (not a forum!) tend to take a realistic rather than fanboy approach to the team and we appreciate our commenters to do the same. We all root for success but that does not prevent us from being logical. Or, you can feel free to yell at me for not thinking the Sixers are going to win every game ever with Spencer Hawes and Jodie Meeks in the starting lineup.
Please introduce yourself to the noobs so they feel warm and fuzzy and ready to contribute to a 66-game season of fun. Don't be shy, we'll pull out! Honest!
I'm Mike, 22, from Northeast Philly, living/working at a talent agency in Los Angeles with an affinity for a low usage rate and a peanut allergy. Who are you!?
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Derek, 29. In “real life” I’m a network administrator. In my basketball life, besides writing for Liberty Ballers I’m a scout for DraftExpress.com, associate editor over at SBNation Philly, and a writer for NBAPlaybook.com
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Tanner, 23 years old. I live in Bethlehem PA and work in Human Resources at PPL for my dolla-dolla bill ya’ll job. I have a love affair with such players as Paul George, Kyle Lowry, the entire Mizzou Tiger team, and all things Full House.
"I'm a beast ready to be unleashed." -- Paul George
Greetings, friends. My (SB Nation popular nick)name is Dave Sparado “PE” (also known as “BG” to a lesser extent). I live just outside of Philly, and like many of us here, love all Philly sports.
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by PhiladelphiaEagles on Dec 26, 2011 6:54 PM PST reply actions
I’m John. I moved to Philadelphia a few years ago, and I live in Northern Liberties. I grew up in Ohio and attended Ohio State. I’ve never had an NBA team I’ve followed so when the sixers drafted Evan Turner I figured I’d jump on board. I’m still trying to figure out the team, and the pro game. I’m hoping you guys can help me with that. Just hoping to see some good basketball.
I’m Justin, I’m 22 years old, and am a Liberty Ballers noob, though I have been reading for awhile and am a very active member at other Philly SB Nation blogs.
I am more of just a casual basketball fan so I probably will not comment here as much right away, although I am trying to get into it more.
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Ed, 27, I live in a small town on the west shore of Harrisburg. Grew up in South Jersey, ended up in York for college and settled into where I am now. Work in Harrisburg for a company that specializes mostly in Human Services though my job is spent analyzing the data that those operations produce.
My favorite players of all time are John Stockton(him never winning a title is why I hate the Bulls) Jason Kidd and Steve Nash(why the Suns are my second favorite team). I played all 4 major sports growing up and basketball was the one I was the absolute worst at. 4 points total in 3 years…I was however 1-3 from the field and 1-2 from the charity stripe. I could play defense like a champ though. When I got on the court.
Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.
That is all.
Ben, 23, from Harrisburg. I currently attend Clarion University for Business Administration. It sucks going to school in western PA because I have to stream any Philly games.
Some guy at PSU Hershey Med Center just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines".
Harrisburg area, on the West Shore.
Some guy at PSU Hershey Med Center just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines".
Best shore
Some guy at PSU Hershey Med Center just discovered a virus that eats cancer. Where were the CNN trucks for that? THON will probably break $10 mil this year. Put that on "Outside the Lines".
WEST SHORE REPRESENT
even though im technically in the york part and west shore is across the street.
JODIE CHEEKS
My friends all call me “Big” Jim. 41 and an O.T.R. truck driver which is why I’m always on mobile. I’m known on the Flyers and Eagles blogs, but of course, I love the Phils and Sixers too. It’s been way to long since I celebrated an NBA Title in the Vet with Doc, Moses, Toney etc etc…
"Fly Eagles fly..."
"Only the Lord saves more than Bernie..."
by 92-74-99-96 on Dec 26, 2011 7:21 PM PST via mobile reply actions
I’m David, 18, currently studying Aerospace Engineering at the University of Illinois. I’m originally from the Philly burbs. I’m mostly on TGP, but I’ve lurked LB for a while and love the humor here so plan on seeing me here more this year.
by philsandthrills on Dec 26, 2011 7:35 PM PST reply actions
Dee Brown!
"I'm a beast ready to be unleashed." -- Paul George
by Tanner Steidel on Dec 26, 2011 9:39 PM PST up reply actions
I’m Matt, I am an 18 year old senior living in South Jersey, but will be attending Drexel next year. My father worked 5 years at WIP before leaving a few years ago. Being around WIP and some of the most idiotic fans and personalities makes me appreciate sites like this.
"Great, I got that "excited/scared" feeling. Like 98% excited, 2% scared. Or maybe it's more - It could be two - it could be 98% scared, 2% excited but that's what makes it so intense."
-Armageddon
by flyrman57 on Dec 26, 2011 8:15 PM PST via mobile reply actions
Jordan, 22, Las Vegas
I’ve been blogging here for 3+ years and just graduated from UNLV with a business degree. I also like the Dallas Cowboys, gambling and smokin’ hot ladies.
P.S. I was extremely disappointed when I hit CTL + F, searched “ducks” in hopes of a “Ducks Fly Together” reference, and found nothing.
I’m sure people have asked before, but how are you both a Cowboys + Sixers fan?! Just seems like a strange combo.
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by PhiladelphiaEagles on Dec 28, 2011 1:41 PM PST up reply actions
Bandwagon.
:) JK, love ya Jordan
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain
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But then why would you like the Sixers, too?
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by PhiladelphiaEagles on Dec 28, 2011 4:34 PM PST up reply actions
I was born and raised in Vegas so I just went with players I liked and stuck with the teams. Loved the Dynasty Cowboys obviously. Loved Iverson (and Jordan). Loved Bagwell and Biggio (also an Astros fan).
by Jordan Sams on Dec 29, 2011 10:53 AM PST up reply actions
I'm Pat, from the Philippines.
I’m about as relevant here as my favorite player, Andres Nocioni. So I’ll just sit at the end of the bench and watch you guys play.
There can only be one Noce!
Hi
Saul, 23, Philly burbs transplant to new york city, where I’m currently working on a Master’s in Jewish Education at the Jewish Theological Seminary, ultimately hoping to teach elementary school. Been on LB for a few years but haven’t commented nearly as much lately despite still reading every post. LOVE the Sixers and am a huge basketball (NBA only) guy in general. Trying to improve my detailed knowledge of the game: see pick-and-rolls being set up, figure out what kind of defense it is… since my playing experience begins and ends with the Junior Jewish Basketball League, I never exactly got a ton of coaching or experience with this. Looking forward to a great season and mostly just excited that basketball’s back!
Jim, 33, Alexandria VA
I sought out LB a year or so ago as online group therapy for Lou Williams induced trauma.
And since there’s nothing noteworthy about me, I will use this space to list favorite Sixers memories:
(5) Freaking out in a crowded SF sports bar throughout Game 1 of the 2001 NBA Finals. Full throated, drunken, Philly sports lifer meltdown, spent away from home with my soon to be ex-girlfriend. (Some friendly, hard-earned advice for those of you who venture beyond Philly: take your girlfriends to live games ASAP, and watch big games alone, or at a place where she knows someone other than you.) Sadly, this was the most recent time that my Sixers watching was inflamed by the realistic hope of a championship.
(4) Random Sixers game in 94-95 against the Clippers. The announced attendance was something absurd…way more than the 3,000 die hards who showed up to see Shawn Bradley chase a triple double. While the Sixers always juked the attendance stats, the number that night was just insane. Halfway through the fourth quarter, my friends and I discovered that the announced attendance was no lie. The Spectrum suddenly filled to the rafters. Apparently, we had shown up on “God, Family, Country Night”—a promotion aimed at Church groups highlighted by a postgame concert performance by Faith +1 (presumably). These Flanderses came for the post-game concert, not the game. A real life, mass purchase of cereal for the toy inside. But then, something funny happened. Something almost magical. Unlike the crusted cynic regulars, the faithful, hopeful, loving late arrivals responded to the stupid “Make Some Noise” scoreboard graphic by actually making noise. Lots of noise. So much noise, in fact, that Bradley began waiving his arms at the crowd, which led them to make even more noise. “Wingspan” does not begin to desribe Bradley’s arms, fully extended. While that game was little known, and long forgotten, I will never forget seeing Shawn Bradley bask in the adoration of fans who, for one night, were more Provo then Philly.
(3) The reaction to the Sixers planned move to Camden. The Morning Guys unveiled a “Let ’em Go” song sung by the clown who got famous for his Kotite impression. New Jersey voted out Governor Florio, and the new Governor insta-kibashed the basketball-only Camden arena. For a franchise with many candidates for nadir (9-73, trading Barkley, trading Wilt, trading Moses, Jeff Ruland, the East German women’s basketball coach at the helm), I’ll stick with “we’re moving to Camden” as no. 1.
(2) Being at the Spectrum for the Iverson draft. Genuine optimism, …not some tweetstorm about mascot tomfoolery. “This crap is cheaper, so buy more!” “We care about your opinions on everything but basketball!” Don’t remember them slashing tickets after the Iverson draft. Funny thing about a basketball town….it can afford to be picky.
(1) Watching the UHF broadcast, via antenna, on a tube TV, as the Sixers clinched the Atlantic Division in a brawl-enhanced win over the Pistons at the Palace. While predisposed to Philly teams through birth, that night made it something real. HD, satellite feeds of Spencer Hawes channelling his inner MoCheeks/Andrew Toney guard combo package make me long for those analog days of Thump ’n Bump. When the Sixers had big men with the desire and the ability to play near the rim. I would never rewatch this game, lest it fail to live up to my memory.
'Things are more like today than they have ever been before." Gerald R. Ford
My Name Is Tom
I hail from Ridley Park by way of the great Northeast. I write a lot of words about men and women fake fighting in their underwear, as well as about food, when I’m not working or tending to my family. I enjoy long walks on the beach, open jumpers, Thaddeus Young and watching Lakers fans cry about not getting any calls whatsoever while Kobe Bryant makes his record breaking 100th trip to the charity stripe in the first quarter.
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by Thomas Holzerman on Dec 27, 2011 4:45 AM PST reply actions
Stuart. I’m 47, a widowed single parent, and I live in Bala Cynwyd. I’m a lawyer. You can hate me if you want to :)
Likes: Chicken soup, defense/rebounding/shotblocking, the wit and wisdom of Speezy, the rap stylings of Tha BOSS, and Natalie Portman.
Dislikes: High-usage black-hole chuckers with no defense and horrific shot selection, people who trash Andre Iguodala for no legitimate reason, our current crop of pillowy-soft bigs, and overcooked cauliflower.
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!
hey guys, I’m Ben. Love this blog and have been reading it for a couple seasons now, but haven’t commented before for no good reason. hopefully will a bunch this year. I’m 21, originally from just outside Philly, and currently I’m a senior at Pitt. sixers, eagles, phils, and pitt bball are my teams.
Hey im Jackson
19 Years old lived in PA my whole life and am I died hard sports fan.
I havent been able to get into basketball as much as NFL but I want to watch more this year. Im a huge Jrue Holiday fan and I’ll take Mila Kunis over Natalie Portman. Hope to comment more this year.
There's still a chance…..
I feel really old all of a sudden.
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You feel really old? :)
I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!
Didn’t say I was the only one who feels old :)
But this is one of the few venues where I can be in my 20’s (hanging on by a thread) and feel really old.
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by Derek Bodner on Dec 28, 2011 6:39 PM PST up reply actions
My name is James
as my user name indicates. 20 years old from NY and attending SUNY Cortland for Sports Management. This will be my second season with LB yet I feel like I’ve been here much longer. Great blog with great people.
Liberty Ballers: LOSE WITH US!!!
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"When I'm dead and buried, and my time here has passed. I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass." - Bob Knight
WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH
Cortland? This is Ithaca speaking. I believe we have a rivalry now, Mr. James.
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by Michael Levin on Dec 28, 2011 1:13 PM PST up reply actions
I know there is a big rivalry between the 2 schools but I have not experienced it yet because I am transferring as a junior in about 2 weeks or so. But I’m sure we will develop a rivalry sooner or later, Mr. Michael.
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"When I'm dead and buried, and my time here has passed. I want them to bury me upside down, so my critics can kiss my ass." - Bob Knight
Luckily I’m out of upstate NY otherwise things could have gotten ugly. Good luck on the transfer, friend.
by Michael Levin on Dec 28, 2011 1:39 PM PST up reply actions
My name is Marc
26, Florida. Been a Sixer fan since the Iverson days. Tried to leave after he got traded, never could.
Hi I'm Tom
I guess I’m the youngest guy here, at 17, from West Chester, PA. I love all Philly teams and the lockout was hell. I’ve been reading daily for a while, but for some reason I rarely comment. That’s all I got.
I’m Eric.
I’m 22, live in Ardmore and am working as a tutor after graduating from Haverford College last spring with a degree in Philosophy. I’m also currently in a post-bacc program to get my certification to teach HS social studies.
I played a little bit of basketball in high school, but wasn’t very good. I ended up, as many unathletic athletes do, running track and cross country, which I continued through college. After taking some time off of running after graduation, I’ve recently started training again with the goal of breaking 3:00 in the Philly Marathon in the fall.
I’ve been reading Liberty Ballers for 2 or 3 years now and have maybe posted 2 or 3 times. I’ve been wanting to become a more active member of the site for some time now, but, until now, never really found an appropriate entry point.
I’ve been wanting to become a more active member of the site for some time now, but, until now, never really found an appropriate entry point.
You can be like me and write a parody of an old TV show theme song…
Great blog
I’m Cholo, 26, from Rosario (Argentina). Sixer fan since ‘99, don’t expect me to comment a lot because (as you can read) my english sucks.. But I read you every day, since a couple of moths. Great blog, with fun people..
Hi I’m Kenny, 22 years old, live in Florence, Oregon
I love all the Philly pro sports teams since birth(my Dads family grew up there) & the Oregon Ducks. Other sports I love that don’t involve teams are MMA & Pro Wrestling(Favorite Wrestler The Rock 2nd is The Undertaker , full timer is Randy Orton, yes I know it’s not real but it’s still a sport) Favorite movies: American Pie trilogy(can’t wait until the 4th one), all the Harry Potters, & The Lion King. Favorite rapper: Eminem Favorite chick singer: Kelly Clarkson favorite rock/pop band: Blink-182 favorite rock band: Nirvana favorite pop singer: Usher
The Legend
You ditched “the legend” username?
"I make love to pressure." - Stephen Jackson
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by joe_digiacomo on Dec 28, 2011 5:11 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
Also, do you have family in South Jersey? I know a few Brophys
"I make love to pressure." - Stephen Jackson
"My passion is more passionate than ever." - Greg Paulus
by joe_digiacomo on Dec 28, 2011 5:17 PM PST via iPhone app up reply actions
I’m Sohil (OMG HOW THE HECK DO YOU PRONOUNCE THAT? jk, So – Hill, it’s real easy).
I’m a 23 year old college grad with a degree in Cell Biology and Neurosciences, that will be in med school next august. Until then I’m a mercenary of sorts working hospital and clerical jobs while volunteering through American Cancer Society and just having fun before my social life ends. Basketball was the first sport I picked up and therefore my first love. However, I got into professional football in the Eagles before I got into the Sixers so I still consider myself a bigger Eagles fan. Regardless, I’ve played basketball through most of my life and competitively in leagues through and until the end of high school so I understand a lot of the nuances of being on the court and am actually pretty knowledgable about it all.
I’m also a dork and fun-loving goofball which you already know or will pick up by the way I post on this site because life’s so much more fun when you live it with a smile on your face. I have a broad range of interests so don’t be surprised if I pull out redonkulous references. But even if I act like an idiot, remember I’m actually kind of smart… I mean I may even be your doctor someday?
PS. I’m also wordy, so my bad?
"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain
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wow. I'm already getting ahead of myself...or I just don't know my own age.
I’m actually still 22, 23 in the spring.
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Hello all, I’m Pete from Wilmington. Enjoyed following this blog last season for the first time and happy to have a place for dialogue with real Sixers fans [most of my friends tired of waiting for this team to get better and are no longer avid NBA fans]
I’m an IT architect whose Sixers roots go way back, and who longs for the glory years when Andrew Toney was at his peak [my all time favorite Sixer] – looking with optimism for Evan Turner [who I hope will be my next favorite] and our young core bring the Sixers back to relevance. Thus my moniker.
Hi everyone. Im Jeff, 27 from PA. I started posting on here during my two-year stint in Japan. I recently finished my Masters degree in Philly and soon will be moving to Florida to continue my teaching career at a high school. I enjoy sports, reading, and head-butting people when they least expect it.
"If Iguodala were a legitimate "true" 17 PPG scorer, we’d be a better team. When at least 8 of those points come off the fast break, his true offensive production is a reality: 8-11 PPG." - LeQuan Glover
Nick- 18 from Cumberland Rhode Island outside of Providence. Graduated high school about 5 months ago and not going to college yet. Favorite sixer is Evan and I enjoy naps, go-gurt, fruit by the foot and of course, basketball :]
Joe, 22, live in jersey about 2 minutes from the Walt Whitman(and Camden!) going to school for education starting at Rutgers in the fall and I coach 7th-8th grade basketball. Oh and I substitute teach, too. Love all 4 Major Philly sports teams (trying to follow the Union more as well) ND football and Nova basketball and I also love this blog.
"I make love to pressure." - Stephen Jackson
"My passion is more passionate than ever." - Greg Paulus
by joe_digiacomo on Dec 28, 2011 5:14 PM PST via iPhone app reply actions

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