Speezy Sez: Speezy's Last Stand?

by Michael Levin on Dec 23, 2011 12:48 PM PST in Sixers Non-News

With rumors swirling that Marreese Speights is on his way out of Philadelphia (though the asking price is apparently too high??), I wanted to make sure we got another one of these in before it was too late and the Speezy Sez's were relocated to a different blog. And if this is to be our end, then I would have us make such an end, as to be worthy of remembrance (couldn't help it). So without further ado, I will now relay the translations of various tweets from the greatest Twitterer of our age, Mo Speights.

We don't care about no dang cabbage so hush sheesh lmao

Translation: I prefer iceberg lettuce over romaine. Cabbage makes me laugh.

Got me thinking hard

OH GOD NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!

Let me chill out !!!!!

You're totally harshing my mellow.

I love some of the things ppl say when they @ me if it wasn't haters in the world it wouldn't be fun lmao ducks

Goldberg is definitely my favorite character from The Mighty Ducks.

Bow bow bow

Watching Like Mike while I wrap presents!

Welcome to my house party

Link.

HATERS =Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success

Doug Collins: Hater. Joakim Noah: Hater. Referees: Haters.

Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.

What's a semicolon?

S/o to them lace front shawtys

I have no idea what this means.

Just got up from a great nap .

Top Ten!

The best part about Speights' Twitter is when he puts quotes on his account that are so obviously copy-and-paste jobs, then immediately after comes a "how u no" or "bro u sheesh". That's why we love it. That's why we Speezy.

Free Boosie 4 lyfe.

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It amazes me what the Sixers see in this bag of meat. Just trade his ass already, move Hawes to the 5 & sign Fesenko to give us a defensive presence inside…done!

by khouse on Dec 23, 2011 1:27 PM PST reply actions

s/o to them lace front shawtys

That would be intermediately translated into “Shout out to those lace-front shorties.”

In other words, Mo has been hanging out at nudie bars :)

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!

by dweebowitz on Dec 23, 2011 2:53 PM PST reply actions

I totally forgot Aaron Carter existed.

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by James_C on Dec 23, 2011 4:33 PM PST reply actions

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by xEgan on Dec 23, 2011 6:15 PM PST reply actions 1 recs

Damn these Philly gals at this Hooters are ugly as sin!

by RickoT on Dec 25, 2011 10:15 AM PST up reply actions

“lmao ducks” is definitely being worked into my rotation

by Tron79 on Dec 24, 2011 7:01 AM PST reply actions

I knew it would be.

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by Michael Levin on Dec 24, 2011 9:14 AM PST up reply actions

Someone should photoshop a pic of a Rosetta Stone box and put Speezy on it for the language

"Great, I got that "excited/scared" feeling. Like 98% excited, 2% scared. Or maybe it's more - It could be two - it could be 98% scared, 2% excited but that's what makes it so intense."

-Armageddon

by flyrman57 on Dec 24, 2011 1:45 PM PST via mobile reply actions

by pman8 on Dec 26, 2011 7:35 AM PST up reply actions 2 recs

It’s perfect!!!

"Great, I got that "excited/scared" feeling. Like 98% excited, 2% scared. Or maybe it's more - It could be two - it could be 98% scared, 2% excited but that's what makes it so intense."

-Armageddon

by flyrman57 on Dec 26, 2011 10:50 AM PST via mobile up reply actions