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The 3rd Annual Liberty Ballers Festivus

When the Liberty Ballers Festivus was created, it was something that I thought nobody would embrace and would actually drive them away from reading this site anymore. What I didn't think about, however, was that you guys love stupid things as much as I do, allowing the LB Festivus to carry on strong into its third rendition. Hermione's and Harry's, I'm proud to bring to you the 3rd annual Liberty Ballers Festivus (fortherestivus).

Unlike Festivus' (or Festivi?) or years past, today comes at a time when the NBA season hasn't actually started yet. Luckily for us, we won't have to worry about fretting over a Lou iso or 4-point play that lost the Sixers the game the previous night. All of hearts can be fully embraced in the greatest holiday ever created by a man named Frank. The Festivus Pole is standing proud in the middle of my apartment and I've been ribbon dancing around it to the sounds of Color Me Badd all day; Festivus is in full swing.

For those who are with for their celebration of Festivus, here's a little history lesson.


Who's excited for the Airing of Grievances and the Feats of Strength? Well, all one of you, you won't have to wait anymore...

I got a lot of problems with you people! And today, you're gonna hear about 'em!

This year, I can't really say there's one overt grievance I have with the organization as a whole. Since the season hasn't started, there's not something I see on the court that I can complain about ad nauseum. Instead, I'll bring it back to the NBA draft in which the Sixers selected the unathletic, low upside center out of USC, Nikola Vucevic. It's not merely for the fact that they thought he could help or grow into something, but because they were sold on drafting a big man and, to me, were content with the sole fact that he was 7 feet tall. The impression I got was that they ignored his subpar combine numbers because he was the tallest player in the draft, and therefore, the guy they wanted to have and they guy were going to get. Who knows what kind of player Nikola will turn out to be, but it seemed liked a lazy pick and is definitely one that won't help on the road to eventually winning a championship.

Last year, by an overwhelming margin, Jordan was tasked with pinning Dongaila in the Feats of Strength. Like the loser of the FoS the first go-round (Jaime Maggio), Dongaila is no longer a member of the Sixer family, although he'll always be a member of the LB love-circle. So folks, it's up to you; who will Jordan have to pin in the Feats of Strength thereby ending Festivus?

I'll be eating an H&H bagel waiting for your answer in the meantime.

Happy Festivus!

Poll
Who must Jordan pin to end Festivus?
Marc Zumoff
10 votes
LeQuan Glover
31 votes
Larry David
7 votes
Dongaila
10 votes
Alison Brie
13 votes
Kyrylo Fesenko and our conditional 2nd round pick
13 votes

84 votes | Poll has closed

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I went with Kyrylo Fesenko and the disappearing 2nd round pick, mostly because I’m currently pinning Alison Brie.

by Michael Levin on Dec 23, 2011 9:45 AM PST reply actions  

I love Alison too much to watch another man pin her.

by yosoysean on Dec 23, 2011 10:20 AM PST up reply actions  

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Dec 23, 2011 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

I went with LQ…Alison Brie is to good for Jordan, or any of us really.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Dec 23, 2011 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

I went with Larry David for the sake of star quality but if Jordan wants Alison, I think we should support him! No woman is too good for a Liberty Baller.

by RickoT on Dec 23, 2011 10:46 AM PST reply actions  

We are all experts in our own mind.

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Dec 23, 2011 1:55 PM PST up reply actions  

Hey, every ESPN expert picked the Red Sox to win the AL East last year. They’ve got a track record of success.

by philsandthrills on Dec 23, 2011 3:11 PM PST up reply actions  

Hype + star acquisitions = undeniable success

"If Iguodala were a legitimate "true" 17 PPG scorer, we’d be a better team. When at least 8 of those points come off the fast break, his true offensive production is a reality: 8-11 PPG." - LeQuan Glover

by jefu on Dec 25, 2011 4:51 AM PST via mobile up reply actions  

Couldn't help it...

…I had to go for He Who Must Not Be Named…

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!

by dweebowitz on Dec 23, 2011 3:01 PM PST reply actions  

…mostly because Alison Brie really needs to be pinned on a semi-regular basis by a pudgy, middle-aged Jewish lawyer with a cute kid :)

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!

by dweebowitz on Dec 23, 2011 3:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Is A.B going to be one of the poster girls for L.B this year or are we sticking with the original duo?

Ed Snider is a crotchety old fuck.

That is all.

by EREX21 on Dec 23, 2011 5:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I’m going on record as saying I love Alison Brie more than Natalie Portman and significantly more than Mila Kunis.

by Michael Levin on Dec 23, 2011 10:31 PM PST up reply actions  

I don’t love anyone more than I love Natalie…

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!

by dweebowitz on Dec 24, 2011 7:35 AM PST up reply actions  

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