Happy Birthday Michael Levin!

by Tanner Steidel on Oct 26, 2011 7:18 PM PDT in Sixers Non-News

A dramatization of Mike cutting his birthday cake. Love the three day growth.

Sources close to me have informed us that today is little Mikey's birthday. We've know him since his early days as TheArtistFomerlyKnownAsMichaelBourn and have seen him blossom into the beautiful rose he is today. Too sentimental for you guys? Well, I say not sentimental enough!

As this is being scribed, the NBA players union and owners are going into hour number 10 of their negotiations. I couldn't think of a better birthday gift for Mike than for the NBA Lockout to end. But just for fun, here are a few ideas I've been contemplating:

1. Guest appearance in Louis Williams' next rap video.

2. Signed box of Fruity Pebbles courtesy of Jrue Holiday.

3. Signed can of chicken noodle soup from dweeb.

4. 3 future draft picks

5. A day to hang out with Jerel McNeal

What are you guys going to get him?

Happy Birthday Mike! Kisses from myself, Jordan, Derek, and everyone in the Liberty Ballers community!

Double-Dong Shots for everyone!

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Happy Birthday Michael!!!

DONG SHOTS!

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 26, 2011 7:19 PM PDT reply actions

wow! how could I have forgetten those??? adding them!

good call soman

"I'm a beast ready to be unleashed." -- Paul George

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by Tanner Steidel on Oct 26, 2011 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions

I already said Happy Birthday on FaceBook

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by The Legend on Oct 26, 2011 8:07 PM PDT reply actions

WOAH we’re all becoming facebook friends too?

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 26, 2011 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions

One more thing,

Coincidence that it is Lou Will’s birthday tomorrow? Anyone check out his last tweet? He’s partying tonight with his homies. I’m assuming Mike is included.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Oct 26, 2011 8:22 PM PDT reply actions

That’s pretty hilarious Mike & Lou share the same birthday since I believe Mike is the one that hates Lou the most. I share a birthday with Derrick Rose

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by The Legend on Oct 26, 2011 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Just went to Lou’s twitter & it’s tomorrow & re-read yours & saw that I read it wrong don’t though I’m tired & have a cold

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by The Legend on Oct 26, 2011 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

I might actually hate Lou more than Mike does. Not sure, though.

I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, there will be no trade for Monta!

by dweebowitz on Oct 27, 2011 5:45 AM PDT up reply actions

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

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by Michael Levin on Oct 27, 2011 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions

Separated at birth?

Mike does have a high LB usage rate and is generally considered to be the BOSS around these parts.

by tk76 on Oct 28, 2011 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions

WOW THANKS GUYS ILL TAKE DONG SHOTS AND JEREL MCNEAL!

Love you all times a million. This place is the best.

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by Michael Levin on Oct 26, 2011 10:10 PM PDT reply actions

An end to the lockout makes a wonderful gift, I always say.

'Things are more like today than they have ever been before." Gerald R. Ford

by nyunole on Oct 26, 2011 11:43 PM PDT reply actions

Happy B-Day Bro! Mazel Tov! L’Chaim!

"Great, I got that "excited/scared" feeling. Like 98% excited, 2% scared. Or maybe it's more - It could be two - it could be 98% scared, 2% excited but that's what makes it so intense."

-Armageddon

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