Sources close to me have informed us that today is little Mikey's birthday. We've know him since his early days as TheArtistFomerlyKnownAsMichaelBourn and have seen him blossom into the beautiful rose he is today. Too sentimental for you guys? Well, I say not sentimental enough!
As this is being scribed, the NBA players union and owners are going into hour number 10 of their negotiations. I couldn't think of a better birthday gift for Mike than for the NBA Lockout to end. But just for fun, here are a few ideas I've been contemplating:
1. Guest appearance in Louis Williams' next rap video.
2. Signed box of Fruity Pebbles courtesy of Jrue Holiday.
3. Signed can of chicken noodle soup from dweeb.
4. 3 future draft picks
5. A day to hang out with Jerel McNeal
What are you guys going to get him?
Happy Birthday Mike! Kisses from myself, Jordan, Derek, and everyone in the Liberty Ballers community!
Double-Dong Shots for everyone!