L'Shana Tova, Chosen Ones. Today, some of the most handsomest bloggers in the world will be previewing the San Antonio Spurs in the only way we know possible: poorly. Enjoy our muddled thoughts and feel free to comment -- we've promoted each comment so far because we get excited that there's SOMEONE out there reading this. If you're scavenging for previews about the Wizards, Jazz, or Raptors. Click here. Any other team, you wait your turn, boy.

Some assortment of me, Tanner, Seth, Derek, Rohan, Scott, Jon, and Fetch will be with you this time around. No Jordan, as he's off polishing his relic "Solomon Alabi Sixers #8 draft pick" memorial plaque.

We'll open up at 2 PM Eastern. Post questions in the comments before if you have them. But I'm going to go ahead and assume you don't.

JUST ME AND SETH!