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Basketball Sense: A Lesson on Ed Stefanski's Ignorance

Hello, Newmans. Let's break out the ol' chalkboard and examine two words that haunt our past, present, and future. No, not "rectal exam" -- BASKETBALL SENSE.  If you're new to this skin-searing phrase, Kate Fagan has a February primer on the subject associated with the trading of Andre Iguodala. Here's your official Webster's definition, provided by their best unpaid, unaffiliated and unofficial contributor, Me:

[bas-kit-bawl sens]

-noun

  1. Assumed logic in an attempt to better the basketball team on the court in the short term
  2. The idea that winning 40 games is better than winning 20.
  3. Cottage cheese.
  4. A cover-up term used by a money-hemorrhaging franchise trying to pinch a few pennies from old, musty women.

-Can be confused with: Incompetence, Nepotism, Smearing rubbing alcohol on the next 3-5 seasons.

"I would have asked my co-worker to stay the night, but it didn't make basketball sense."

"Yo dawg, this basketball sense tastes kind of stale."

"The Samuel Dalembert trade made basketball sense because we got Spencer Hawes -- look how young he is! What's money?"

-Origin

Poland/Wharton School of Business/South Philadelphia OR Bruce Willis/Haley Joel Osment/M. Night Shyamalan

-Can be confused with: Incompetence, Meth Addiction, Smearing rubbing alcohol on the open wounds of the next 3-5 seasons while in a vat of salt in a lightning storm.

Ed has used his faulty basketball sense to explain not trading Iguodala, failing to ship away Elton Brand for expiring contracts, re-signing an archaic Allen Iverson, and hiring every orthodontist's dream boy, Eddie Jordan.  What's been the most frustrating, as shova and dweebowitz explored in their Fanposts, is Stefanski's complete unwillingness to rip apart this slipshod painting and start over with a fresh canvas. How much this has to do with the slack Snider's affording him on the corporate leash won't be known for a few years, if ever.

While lucking into the 2nd pick is a start, Evan Turner isn't going to be the savior of a floundering franchise for at least three years and that's only if he, Iguodala and Jrue Holiday can get a legitimate big man to compliment them. So far, almost three seasons of Stefanski's "basketball sense" has netted us the non-geometrical equivalent of a straight line.

Perhaps it's time to adhere to a more universally accepted logic, Ed. How's empirical sound?

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If it dont make basketball dollars, it dont make basketball sense

"I'm a beast ready to be unleashed." -- Paul George

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by Tanner Steidel on Jul 20, 2010 8:11 AM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

If we don’t get no tolls, we don’t eat no rolls.

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by Michael Levin on Jul 20, 2010 8:45 AM PDT up reply actions  

Men In Tights!!

Let the Jruth be told.

by guitarmouse35 on Jul 20, 2010 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

tight tights

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by Tanner Steidel on Jul 20, 2010 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

He lives! Or as a translation site tells me, egle vive!

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by Michael Levin on Jul 20, 2010 8:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

“failing to ship away Elton Brand for expiring contracts”
-I’m pretty sure if Stefanski was offered expiring contracts for Elton he would do it in heartbeat. Brand has one of the worst contracts in the NBA right now. No one wants Elton and the $51 million remaining contract.

by rajav on Jul 20, 2010 9:24 AM PDT reply actions  

I think he was referring to last years deadline when we had a chance to get Stoudamire for ‘Dre and Brand if we would also take on Jason Richardon’s contract unless I am msitaken…

But it made more “BBCents” (visual: Im doing the Dr. Evil quote marks with my fingers) to hold out for, who, Leandro Barbosa (aka “trade filler in the Turkoglu deal”)?

Brilliant.

by shova on Jul 20, 2010 10:41 AM PDT up reply actions  

“Basketball sense” is the same thing as “playing the right way” either you get it or you don’t. You don’t like what is happening so now you want to blow it up. OK, let\’s see if that really makes basketball sense as I subjectively understand it.

Timing is everything and even if you decide to blow up a team, you need to have a plan and the ability to achieve the plan’s objectives.

So let’s think for a second about how to build a successful franchise: You need available money to sign the players, and you need to get ones who are in the top 5 at their position in the NBA, not necessarily now, but at some point in the future.

Now, if you accept this, then the question must be (from a basketball sense standpoint) does blowing up the team help you to get back to building the franchise you want, or is it just another way of shooting yourself in the foot, jetisoning players before you can even determine their potential.

Iverson ain’t with the team, Jack, and we’re stuck with Brand , cause we payed him based on what he could do in his past, and not necessarily now. You can cry about that all you want, but sometimes the best thing to do with a mistake is to live with it. Brand is worth more as an expiring, and that’s the way it is, so that makes basketball sense! And if we get lucky, and he regains some of his ability, he is a pro’s pro and a good guy to have around, not a prima-donna like a few players.

Yes. let’s get rid of Thad Young, we know he can’t play, Speights doesn’t play defense so he’s a bust. Let’s continue to talk about trading Andre, cause well. he’s the only one we have that anyone wants. Lou Williams isn’t a starter so we should get rid of him, Gotta get rid of Willie because he takes up so much cap space.

Stop offering desperate moves and think about how to acquire more talented players and not get rid of the ones we have! Too bad we didn’t get Favors since that would have fixed one hole, and worse because now we don’t know if Evan Turner is a player or not. But that, if it was a mistake, was one that the majority of you wanted. There were no opportunities for us to make a deal this summer, so quit your whining and see what we have.

At least we got rid of the idiot coach, one in a long line of many who were not good teachers or great strategists. Which by the way, is the worst thing to do when your trying to build through the draft. Collins is a good coach and will figure out how to use his players to cover their weaknesses and maximize the value of what they can do. A good team is always more than the sum of it’s parts, dependent on their ability to play the right way, which simply means getting the ball to the guy with the best chance of sinking the shot! It is the coach that has to instruct the players so they play the right way and think the right way.

The basketball sense thing to do now is to let Doug sort out the talent, figure out who he can work with and who he can’t. Then you will know who to trade and not to trade. Given the faulty feedback from last season, that’s the only thing we could do!

We’re going to suck this season, no matter what Turner does because I can’t see the Sixers current front line competing. So we should have a decent draft pick next season, and i think that Doug will find a way to get value out of our last few draft picks, Thad, Lou, Mo, even maybe Carney and of course Igoudala. Whatever happens we’ll have a much better understanding of which moves to make, because now at least, we can trust the coach.

by RickoT on Jul 20, 2010 10:50 AM PDT reply actions  

How did you manage to write a response twice as long as the post?

"I admire his competitiveness. As much as I admire it, I thought that he was trying too hard."- Eddie Jordan

by jefu on Jul 20, 2010 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he’s calling us “whiners” (or at least me :-) ). Now, I prefer “activist fan” who doesnt like to get shafted without reacting…..or at least trying…

However, the idea of seeing what we have after removing that abomination of a coach (sorry to his orthodontic fans) has some merit.

by shova on Jul 20, 2010 11:20 AM PDT reply actions  

i kinda hope we do blow this year….great big manhopfully comin out in enes kanter and one of the most intriguing players i ever seen in perry jones, 7 foot small forward :O

by Skitzo215 on Jul 20, 2010 11:21 AM PDT reply actions  

HA - BRILLIANT INSIGHT from Mark Stein at ESPN.com

" I’ve been advised that Philadelphia, with its surplus of swingmen, is open to moving sharpshooter Jason Kapono, who has one season left on his contract at $6.6 million. Kapono is a natural target for teams in the hunt for a perimeter specialist with Mike Miller and Kyle Korver getting snapped up early in free agency. "

I thought all of us would get a kick out of this breaking news……

by shova on Jul 20, 2010 11:50 AM PDT reply actions  

what u think we can get for him?

by Skitzo215 on Jul 20, 2010 1:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Second-round draft pick? Done!

by dweebowitz on Jul 20, 2010 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

its a great question -

we dont know the “market” unless ED is out (see what Amaro is doing – he is creating or participating in the “buzz” which ignites more inbound interest and idea generation….more competition, better pricing, etc.)

Without knowing, Id be happy with something like a second round pick, a Kosta Koufos or maybe a Brandon Bass (im thinking cheap, short term bigs with some kinda upside)

by shova on Jul 21, 2010 7:11 AM PDT up reply actions  

I really enjoyed your definition of “basketball sense.”

As this off-season lags on, I become more and more frustrated with the sixers’ FO. I really can’t even blame Stefanski here. It seems to be more fair to place blame on the ownership.

They won’t spend money unless they have a championship team. They won’t have a championship team unless they spend money.

"I admire his competitiveness. As much as I admire it, I thought that he was trying too hard."- Eddie Jordan

by jefu on Jul 20, 2010 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Basketball sense to Stefanski means you do not take one step back to take two steps forward…

Because anyone with any sense knows that if they take a step back then Stefanski will get fired.

So Basketball sense = short term job preservation.

by tk76 on Jul 20, 2010 6:59 PM PDT reply actions  

to add on to your thought, a few of my own: It would be nice to know what goal this franchise has in mind in order for this to be considered a successful season. How many more strikes does Stefanski have? Does the FO have a plan for this team to be contending in the next several seasons?

"I admire his competitiveness. As much as I admire it, I thought that he was trying too hard."- Eddie Jordan

by jefu on Jul 20, 2010 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stephanski has a plan- tread water and try and not get fired,

But you are correct in that the Sixers have no plan- besides maybe moving to Las Vegas,

by tk76 on Jul 21, 2010 6:47 AM PDT up reply actions  

If the Sixers moved to Vegas my life would be complete.

by Jordan Sams on Jul 21, 2010 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions  

I’d kill you on principle.

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by Michael Levin on Jul 21, 2010 7:08 AM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder which camp Ed Stefanski belongs in?

All the lonely people. The coaches and executives who are considered at the top of their games were surrounded by assistants and scouts. They examined the games and players, even if there was little of consequence to take in. They had notes, were on the phone, and gave instructions post-game. Conversely, those who you may list as not the best in their field sat alone, playing with their phone, reading the paper, and generally looking bored. There’s a lot that goes into being a GM, but you can tell those who are professional in all aspects.

by briztoon on Jul 21, 2010 8:05 AM PDT reply actions  

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