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Sixers Lose Despite Meeks 3-Ball

I just wanted to have a unit out there that brought a little more [energy].

We were energetic, and we were communicating, and we had a hop to our step.

So those are Eddie quotes responding to Dei Lynam's stupid questions.  I'm pretty tired of writing the same stupid recap about the same stupid team that makes the same stupid mistakes every stupid game.  So instead of that, I'll make up a poem to entertain you or make you wish you stumbled upon a better Sixers blog.  And it's gonna rhyme so you know it's fo' real.

There once was a team from Philly,

that often played quite silly,

A coach that hates D,

Soon you will see,

Why there's too many minutes for Willie.

 

It starts and ends with the Eds,

Portrayed as a beast with three heads,

But not so fast,

They're run by Comcast,

And they took Universal to bed.

 

Philly has a disinterested fan base,

That wants to spray EJ with mase,

They don't come to games,

Elton looks like Ving Rhames,

Except with a prettier face.

 

EJ pays too much for dental,

People say the team has potential,

But Thad doesn't board,

Mo Speights just seems bored,

And the wins are too inconsequential.

 

This may seem a tough subject to broach,

For Ed Snider is certainly a roach,

But please have no fear,

There's always next year,

Unless they hire Ricko as coach.

 

Congrats on the loss folks, check later when Jordan posts the updated lottery standings where you can discuss things other than my substandard poetry writing.  Go Sacramento.  You still don't know what I look like.

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AWESOME POEM

I should have failed HS english, I am jealous of your talent!

And, I must say, what a team player we have as a coach!

by DeanH on Mar 9, 2010 7:35 PM PST reply actions  

I just read that Jordan might not make it to the end of the season: http://www.philly.com/philly/sports/20100310_Sixers_coach_Jordan_on_way_out__sources_say.html

If he is out before the end who do you guys want as the interim even though it doesn’t matter all that much? Mckie maybe?

by The Legend on Mar 9, 2010 9:31 PM PST reply actions  

A source close to upper management within Comcast-Spectacor indicated that it’s possible Jordan has only survived until now because the company already pulled one trigger, firing Stevens in early December and replacing him with Peter Laviolette.

Nice – so EJ got to keep his job because the Flyers early performance (or lack thereof) – that’s nice to know – it’s a shame that one coach can keep a job because another was already fired in a different sport – gotta love corporate ownership

by Tanner Steidel on Mar 9, 2010 9:45 PM PST up reply actions  

but is he good on a chalkboard session

by Tanner Steidel on Mar 9, 2010 9:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I can chalk talk like nobodys business. And did you forget my likeness to Rick Ross?

by Michael Levin on Mar 9, 2010 10:18 PM PST up reply actions  

great stuff mb. reminds me of my rapping days.

may i add that jodie meeks 3-ball looked oh so sexy.

by Jordan Sams on Mar 9, 2010 9:59 PM PST reply actions  

I expected more of a “this blog has hit a new low,” with which I would have agreed immediately

by Michael Levin on Mar 9, 2010 10:19 PM PST up reply actions  

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