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25. Philadelphia 76ers: 23-44 overall, 0-5 last week.
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Last week: 24.
Philly is a hilarious mess right now. Eddie Jordan's supposedly a goner, in large part because management wants him to play Jodie Meeks and he won't (haha!). Elton Brand, meanwhile, played 22 minutes last night against the Knicks and grabbed fewer rebounds than Jason Kapono. Jrue Holiday, who was in Jordan's doghouse earlier in the year, got 41 minutes against the Knicks, more than everyone except Andre Iguodala. I bring these up not to prove Philly is tanking, but instead to prove that nothing is coherent.
Kind of like this recap on Liberty Ballers. The stream-of-consciousness of the post mirrors the 76ers. As does this tanking poem.
We're moving on down
It's a free fall
We have one of the worst records in basketball
We're moving on down
It's a free fall
For a slightly better chance at John Wall
Yosoysean getting some major Mike Prada pub. And I think he may have been insulting our blog (or my writing) in his comments but as is characteristic of myself as an idiot, I'll take it as a joke. Wooo.
almost 2 years ago
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I blog at Ridiculous Upside. I know you'll love it.
by Scott Schroeder on Mar 16, 2010 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
so are you gabrielle union, kirsten dunst, or the sleeper pick eliza dushku?
by Tanner Steidel on Mar 16, 2010 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
gabrielle union. prada is dunst. you are eliza dushku but you’re actually a spy for the compton team. third act twist!
by Michael Levin on Mar 16, 2010 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Prada can stream of consciousness deez nutz (dr dre reference circa 1992 get some!). You mess with mike bourn, you mess with death (or is that spike?).
by Tanner Steidel on Mar 16, 2010 4:18 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
It’s at least 20. I’ll milk it for you baby.
by Michael Levin on Mar 16, 2010 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta find an instrumental to the jeffersons theme song
by Tanner Steidel on Mar 16, 2010 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
not until you have your cow.
http://www.phillyarena.com - Philly sports forum/blog
by tk76 on Mar 16, 2010 6:37 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
dual thread obscure references? doctor you know how to work me.
by Michael Levin on Mar 16, 2010 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Trust me folks, that was a compliment
It’s hard to mirror your own team’s random stream-of-conscious decisions in your writing, but Bourn pulled it off.
You know you'll get devoured by Cheaney, Wallace, and Juwan Howard.
Could you please delete that post ? Some people around here already have an over-inflated ego. It was much more manageable when we could pass it off as him being mocked.
Thanks.
Derek Bodner
derek.bodner@draftexpress.com
LibertyBallers || DraftExpress || @derekbodner
by Derek Bodner on Mar 17, 2010 11:25 AM PDT up reply actions
woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
whaddya mean “some people”
by Michael Levin on Mar 17, 2010 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions
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