Liberty Ballers Christmas Presents!

by Michael Levin on Dec 25, 2010 8:39 AM PST in Site Stuff

I know there's a good number of people who don't celebrate Christmas (raises hand) but that doesn't mean we can't give out digital presents Oprah style! 'Tis the season for giving, and I got so much fake goodies in my shopping cart that I'd love to give you all of you's. First, the blog lords.

Jordan - A house in Philadelphia so you don't have to deal with, you know, being 2,700 miles away all the time! Boston isn't good enough! Welcome to the 'iladelph, son!

Derek - Mind synergy. It's an advanced new product that you download into your brain, so you don't have to watch hours and hours of gameplay later because it's already there! You'd look like a cyborg but that's collateral damage!

Tanner - The Wire box-set, only all of the characters faces have been replaced by characters from LOST and Full House! Oh, and Dexter is Avon Barksdale! And Biggy did the soundtrack!

Dig deeper under the LB tree after the jump! Start screaming now!

yosoysean - An ornately designed chair with wings that shoot out when you want to fly around and survey your land!

prideoux - A mail-order wife from Istanbul!

tk76 - A gold stethoscope with platinum ear plug thingies!

LeQuan Glover - An endless supply of cinnamon buns!

The Legend - A life-size Oprah robot!

Tron79 - A Segway!

dweebowitz - A whole bunch of goofy Dad ties!

hart ford - The left leg of Mel Gibson! I ripped it off him!

tmoore - Videos of us taking videos of the Sixers personnel!

Saul - The world's largest dreidel!

soman319 - A bootleg copy of Dirty Dancing 4: Pirouette This!

Ben16 - Joel!

RickoT - A Derrick Favors bobblehead!

DeanH - A gift certificate to the Olive Garden!

packimop - The things I keep in my loose floorboard under the attic!

joe_digiacomo - Marc Zumoff!

NoceOne - Andres Nocioni's spleen!

CPaulin - The Hobbit filming in New Zealand!

jefu - A samurai sword!

James_C - The Spencer Hawes haircut!

LouWilliamsMVP - A sedative!

chapuforyou - For you, Chapu!

jrb5094 - Out-of-date HD-DVDs!

saveourbluths - Bowling shoes!

mopey - Xanax! 'Cause you're mopey!

JoshuaR - A field of dandelions all to yourself!

briztoon - Jodie Meeks' jock strap!

shova - A stripper pole!

guitarmouse35 - Francisco Elson's super suit!

pumper - You get trufaner, because I'm convinced you're the same person!

Dalanel - A fresh carton of clementines!

TitansJonne - Vince Young's immaturity!

Brenton Lenaghan - A used Val Venis towel!

Scott Schroeder - A double-date with Dwayne Jones, Mike Harris, and Reggie Williams! You get to pick your date!

I know there are more that I missed, but it's Christmas and also the time for forgiving! Have a great day from the LB crew and make sure to buy last minute Liberty Ballers shirts for the people in your family you don't care about.

Love, Santa

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I always wanted that movie!

I was also hoping to get Step Up 5: Take it to the Moon Part Deux in 4D. But I do have a birthday coming up in a few months.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Dec 25, 2010 9:41 AM PST reply actions

Toda Roba Hanukkah Harry.
http://www.hulu.com/watch/4732/saturday-night-live-hanukkah-harry

But since I already have a gold stethoscope with platinum ear plug thingies…

Swapsies anyone?

Since I already have ample stethoscope bling, maybe I can make an exchange for some stethoscope cufflinks. Can I get a gift reciept?

by tk76 on Dec 25, 2010 10:14 AM PST reply actions

You're playing golf and you're gonna like it!

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by Michael Levin on Dec 25, 2010 11:51 PM PST up reply actions

waow

i didnt get anything

"There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the damn ball in the basket.'
-- Abe Lemons

by ValeKing on Dec 25, 2010 10:47 AM PST reply actions

I'll burn you a copy for Dirty Dancing 4. I think everyone should experience the dirtiness of the ballerina

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Dec 25, 2010 11:54 AM PST up reply actions

Straight to video… from Norway. I liked the original better.

http://vimeo.com/6808483

by tk76 on Dec 25, 2010 12:12 PM PST up reply actions

Sorry VK

I knew I was forgetting some people. You get: a personal apology! And a half-box of Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds!

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by Michael Levin on Dec 26, 2010 12:01 AM PST up reply actions

YES! thats exactly what i wanted!

"There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the damn ball in the basket.'
-- Abe Lemons

by ValeKing on Dec 26, 2010 8:16 AM PST via mobile up reply actions

Merry Christmas Everybody!

My DVD collection is weak so anything is appreciated lol

by jrb5094 on Dec 25, 2010 1:44 PM PST reply actions

HAHAHA Joel.

by Ben16 on Dec 25, 2010 2:06 PM PST reply actions

one word: sweet

by prideoux on Dec 25, 2010 4:28 PM PST reply actions

Mike, you're psychic.

I actually worked at a Hebrew School last fall that did in fact build the world’s largest dreidel (over 32 feet high). Pretty crazy.

by Saul on Dec 25, 2010 4:38 PM PST reply actions

Ah man!

I’m last?!

I write about basketball players with Ridiculous Upside. I know you'll love it.

by Scott Schroeder on Dec 25, 2010 7:56 PM PST reply actions

Cries You really do care lol. I don’t like cinnamon in particular, but hey it’s the thought that counts. While our thoughts may be different though, one thought we all have in common.

We wanna see this silly lil team win a title, or to start with be relevant again, someday.
And it’s because of our fan love that we’re all here, enduring what is otherwise a mostly unwatchable product, despite how competitive the score looks.

Me? I’m mostly in it for my new 76ercrush Jrue Holiday. Go awesome PG GO

by LeQuan Glover on Dec 25, 2010 8:02 PM PST reply actions

I love my Derrick Favors bobblehead! Thanks Santa!

by RickoT on Dec 25, 2010 8:15 PM PST reply actions

Although I’m happy with my gift, I’m glancing over jealously at NoceOne’s haul this year.

Thanks anyway, Santa
Merry Christmas LB Community

by CPaulin on Dec 25, 2010 11:22 PM PST reply actions

Thank you.

For LB’s I have wishes for a string of consecutive 300 + comment game threads that rivals Toronto’s consecutive games with a made 3 point.
Only with more ~~winning~~ losing for operation BJ. And then winning.

by hart ford on Dec 26, 2010 9:03 AM PST reply actions